Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop

[Blackwidow24]

FINE!! Throws Mike a mask..

Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you ******!!!!!

[DinoDoc]

Dino walks up to the bar. Hears Lonestar shout "Scrotum Acne!" and runs away

[Tiamat]

Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway!

MikeH ~ I don't think anything could ever quinch her fire! She is after all SAUCY!!

And now for one of my famous Tiamat specials.......a little of this a dash of that and a pinch of..........**POOF.....smoke explodes out of Tia's drink** Aahhhhhhh.....just right!

Ok who wants to be the first to try it??

[Blackwidow24]

COME BACK DINO DOC I am in love with your avatar..i must see more of it

SAUCY TIA... What exactly does that mean..Am I a bad person for being SAUCY!!!!????

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
FINE!! Throws Mike a mask..

Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you ******!!!!!

Never saw "Sweet November"....Hold on...

"Don't go in there! They infect you with Scrotum Acne! Not the wussy Acne, either, the really big pimples that you pop but are still there so you keep on trying..."

::Turns back to BW:: I'm sorry, what were you saying?

[DinoDoc]

Dino hears his true love call to him

I've come back to you, my sweet.

Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.

[Blackwidow24]

Ewwww sounds like you speak from experience Lonestar..you better get that checked!!!

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Tiamat
Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway!


I'll go down there in a little bit,

Ole Roc the Good Agâ„¢ is saving me a spot, until then....

"Scrotum Acne!"

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Dino hears his true love call to him

I've come back to you, my sweet.

Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.

*BW carresses DD helmet *

BW: My love will you please kick Lonestars A$$..he is really riding my last nerve!!!!

DD: Anything for you sweets..first let me down my drink

[Tiamat]

And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case.....

**Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa**

There that should do it!! I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis**

OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!!

**tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Tiamat
And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case.....

**Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa**

There that should do it!! I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis**

OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!!

**tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.

Fortunatly, I was wearing gloves.

::slips hand out::

So, I forget what exactly it was I was protecsting. The fact that They let a T-Sip work here or it's owned by a large, North American poisonous spider.

[Tiamat]

**slides sweet sweet alchohol down bar**

[Blackwidow24]

*pulls the gloves that have been superglued to LS Scrotum Off*

LS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BW: OHH geezzz that took off more skin than I thought..OH WELLL you didn't have that much to begin with

[DinoDoc]

Dino shoots Ultimate Lonestar between the eyes with his blaster.

That was easy. Thanks for the drink Tia.

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Dino shoots Ultimate Lonestar between the eyes with his blaster.

That was easy. Thanks for the drink Tia.

*runs to DD Side*

MY HERO

Okay now how can I repay YOU!!