Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop

[Lonestar]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*takes breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

"You think I'm licked...well I'm not licked! Not by a large Spider, not by a poser Bounty Hunter who's the genetic source of all stormtroopers, which of course means he sucks!"


::Stumbles away, sobs::

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Okay now how can I repay YOU!!

We'll think of something.

[Blackwidow24]

Ohhh i can't wait..

*looks at Lonestar*

BW: well sweetie..It doesn't look like you'll be able to be licked any time soon either..HEE HHE> BOOOOOOOOO..okay that was a bad joke....

Look a little aloe and some ice will tame that pain... oh and here's a couple of pain killers...SHHHHHHHh don't tell anyone where you got em from..I stole em from DF at the Austin Meet.. Hee hee

[ColdWizard]

now that this place is sufficiently revived, my work here is done

one orange soda with ice please

[Blackwidow24]

*looks over at CW and growls*

BW: I know you are NOT taking credit for reviving this place??
I'm the one who opened the doors. I'm the one who made these decorative silk drapes [from my own BUTT..I'm the one who hired TIA..who is the best Damn bartender on this site...with exception to SS...( sorry Tia)

HOW DARE YOU YOU LITTLE TURD!!!!

*grabs CW by the back of his pants and gives him a SUPER ATOMIC TRIPILE TWIST RAUNCHY SNAG IN THE CRACK WEDGIE!!!!

[Tiamat]

Way to go Blackie!! Now hold him up so I can french fry his little butt!

**Tia takes deep breath** Prepare to fry!

[Blackwidow24]

What would I do without you Tia.

*holds CW up by the back of his PANTIES*

Toast away Dear

[ColdWizard]

who bumped it off the depths of page 3?

however, since my assistance is unwelcome, i shall depart this pale, cheap, unworthy, and generally just crappy imitation to you and your fellow miscreants. good day.

[Blackwidow24]

Good Day...you TWIT

[ColdWizard]

[Blackwidow24]

Stop flicking your nasty tounge at me..

UCCKKKK Peasants..they are soooo freaky!

[Lonestar]

::walks Back in, bow-legged"

"ow." step. "ow." step. "ow." step.

"Ahem, mi-mi-mi. I have gotten a Notice from the Apolyton Department of Health ("We Gladly Accept Bribes!") ordering this festering hole to be closed down. Seems they had some complaints of Bounty hunters, T-Sips, Large Spiders, and Scrotum-Acne."

::looks around::

"I'll just post the order on the door here. I imagine the Apolyton Legal Department ("Contengincy? No! Money Down!") will be here shortly to enforce the closing."

[DinoDoc]

Dance, Lonestar!

Dino starts firing at Lonestar's feet with his for amusement

[DinoDoc]

Die

[Lonestar]

You better watch out, I'm prepping my personal air force for attack.