Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop

[Tiamat]

HEY!! Hey hey now......there will be no squirting in my bar unless I can join in the fun!

**tia pulls out her supersoaker**

**squirts mike until soaked**

[ColdWizard]

*wanders back in*

i scoff in the general direction of magic the gathering

*makes scoff-like noises*

*wanders back out*

[Blackwidow24]

*grabs CW by the collar before he makes it out of the door*

BW: What did you say to me LITTLE MAN??
CW: GULP..Uhhhh... Magic the Gathering is uuggghhh nerdy??
BW: WRONG
CW
*blackwidow takes CW and put him over her knee....*
BW: Prepare for the a$$ whoopin of your life

[MikeH]

I just meant that I would use the fire extinguisher to put your flames out... urgh... there's no way to say it that doesn't make it sound like an innuendo.

And now to top it all off I'm all wet too.

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by MikeH
I just meant that I would use the fire extinguisher to put your flames out... urgh... there's no way to say it that doesn't make it sound like an innuendo.

And now to top it all off I'm all wet too.

WOW Thanks Mike I needed that!!

[MikeH]

My pleasure.

[Blackwidow24]

Oh by the way...

I DO like your hat!!

[Lonestar]

This bar sucks. Ultimate Lonestarâ„¢ and Ole Roc the Good Agâ„¢ are going down to the Chicken to drink some gin.


Ole Roc the Good Agâ„¢: Screw you, Hippies!

[Blackwidow24]

The bar doesn't suck..YOU DO ..Tia..get this loser outta my joint!!!

[MikeH]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Oh by the way...

I DO like your hat!!

Loud Medicine stole it from Giancarlo's old avatar and edited it onto this picture for me. Apparently it makes me look like some guy called Barney from the Andy Griffith show ( must be an American thing that didn't get exported) or like a member of the Village People.

That's really cool though right?

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
The bar doesn't suck..YOU DO ..Tia..giet this loser outta my joint!!!

Maybe I'll just dance right in front of the entrance, thus remaining outside your ball while scaring off customers. Waddya think of that?


:: Starts dancing::

[MikeH]

Make him do the Truffle Shuffle!

[Blackwidow24]

DANCE MONKEY BOY DANCE..

Come on Mike do what you do best and SPANK THAT MONKEY

[Lonestar]

Actually, I'm doing the "Electric Slide".

And, ust to scare customers away, I'm going to scream "Scrotum Acne!" at every Passerby.

("Thie Bar gives males Scrotum Acne!")

[MikeH]

I prefer to spank it in private unless I can wear a mask, like I said those animal rights people are pretty fanatical and they could be anywhere.