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Ultimate Lonestar™ wakes up from stupor.
"Hey guys, did you....crap! I missed Enterprise!!!!!"
::runs out:::
"Hey guys, did you....crap! I missed Enterprise!!!!!"
::runs out:::
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Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring. -
apperently no one is left here right now
*hops bar and grabs the bottle, takes a swig directly*
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Sits at Bar
Kaak: So my love..do you want a back m assaggggeeeeee?
BW:
NO YOU PERV!!!
Kaak:
:I promise to be goodddddd my loveeeee
BW:
Kaak:
BW
Kaak:
BW: SMACK ..POW..BANG
*Kaak lays passed out on the floor
with a big grin on his face*
BW* grabs lawyer*
LOOKIE HERE YOU SUIT AND TIE...I WILL NOT CALM DOWN AND LOWER MY EXPRESSIVE CAPS FOR NO ONE...NOT YOU..NOT YOUR MOMMA!!!! SO BUG OFF TIGHT WAD!!!
Gives Tiamat the look
YOu know what to do Girl!!The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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HELLO....hello...hello ..the silence echos along the Coffee Shop walls.
Where in the hell is everyone??
I am cold and scared
This is it..i know it the holocaust..the end of Apolyton as we know it...i don't wanna go out there..
*BW runs around the shop screaming and pulling at her hair*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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*One of the foot soldiers, actually a disguised old Roman allied to the Dragon, slip up behind the Knight, slips a fish knife through the shoulder jiont of the armor, catchers the sword as it is dropped and runs out the door*Originally posted by kassiopeia
*summons three dozen footsoldiers to assist*Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
"Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"Comment
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* enters cofffeeshop with an empty yet dirty cup of coffee *
Erm... is this where I get fresh coffee?
our coffee machine at school broke down
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*belch* excuse me
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*goes into the bathroom and with his pocket knife drawn*
[carve]
Steve wuz here...
[carve/]
hehehe.....
*wets paper towels and throws them at cieling*Comment
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Ultimate Lonestar™ runs in.
"Hey y'all, does this place have a jukebox?"
:: puts on some Bluegrass music::
Oh yeah, we're cooking now.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Ever heard of a drink called Rocket fuel. I swear by it, so strong you could level an elephant with it.
I'll have skimmed milk latte please.
Trivia, when was the first jukebox first installed in the US?
Closest guess gets a fine pair of mahogany sideburns.Res ipsa loquiturComment
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I want some coffee vodka... or something.Comment
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*dunks footsoldier's arm into boiling lead*
*sleeps in barrel*Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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lemme have a triple shot of bacardi 151, i need it!!!!!!!1Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
Read my seldom updated blog where I talk to myself: http://davedadouche.blogspot.com/Comment
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330ml of cherryade STAT!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Cherryade? Bah! Drink Lemonade! A Real Man's Drink!I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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