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    • SHUTUP YOU STUPID MEN..


      DD:
      BW: Not you my love
      Now.. venom..if you don't settle down I will snip off your balls and feed them to Tia who happens to like mountain oysters especially froma salty sea man like yourself who use to work on the docks...
      and MIKE H..I am surprised you chimed in on this game..can you say HYPER..did you drink a coke or something...
      Anyways I need to be a spider again Mao turned me into this hideous looking female..quiet while Tia prepares the potion
      The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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      • @ Venom the salty seaman.
        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
        We've got both kinds

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        • We were just singing soft rock classics.
          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
          We've got both kinds

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          • ARRRRRRRR Matey!

            DinoDoc: You call that a gun? What kind of pvssy crap is that? You're gonna need to bring more heat than that.

            BW: My balls! My Balls!!!! My kingdom for my BALLS!
            Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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            • hmmm....mikeh and venom singing soft rock to each other...what next??
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              • I'll tell you what's next
                *Bw grabs VM by the balls*

                BW: Hey I missed em..where the hell are they
                VM:

                BW: Gottem...*SNIP*SNIP*

                VM: AHHHHHHH You ****ing *****..I'm gonna ****ing kill you..you goddamn *****...ahhhhhh ****...mother****er..ahhhhhhhhhhhh


                BW: Hmmmmm...I warned him!!
                The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                  • Man oh man......go into my lair for a few moments to do some magic and look what happens!

                    **picks salty sea man out of her fang**

                    Venom ~ well I was going to tell you to play nice......but I know from experience there is just no hope for that!

                    **drinks extra fire potion** Venom I hate to do this but it's been a long time coming! **Tia flames Venom from the tip of his toes to the top of his head**

                    Venom ~ aaarghhhhhh I'm melting.....I'm melting....**voice dies off**

                    Blackie stand still and stop messing with your dress! I can't do this unless you stand still!!

                    **waves wand at Blackwidow**

                    This may be a bit uncomfortalbe for a moment.....

                    wanbuta hordadaaa tilina requm POOOFFFFFDAAAAAAA

                    **Blackwidow slowly changes from a girl back into a spider**

                    So how's that?? Feel better??
                    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                    • Jumps onto a table, stands on it, and starts to demand that bannanas be given the same equal rights that other types of fruit have.

                      Banannas are NOT inferior!!!!
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • OHHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU...hey guess what K doesn't like me ask DF..he said nothing..

                        I'm trying to get over that.. hold on..

                        OKAY I'M OVER IT..see no love connection your legend is safe!
                        The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                        • Originally posted by MrFun
                          Jumps onto a table, stands on it, and starts to demand that bannanas be given the same equal rights that other types of fruit have.

                          Banannas are NOT inferior!!!!
                          Oh don't startMF..i don't wanna hear from all the other stupids that it's not that Bannans are inferior it's just that they are different and as long as they don't interact with the other fruit they can live peaceful amongst the rest of the fruit.

                          YADDA YADDA YADDA
                          The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                          • But I heard that the apples and the strawberries have their own bill of rights.

                            So why can't bannanas have their own bill of rights? Huh--huh??

                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • *eats banana*

                              I think its a banana
                              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                              "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                              • Think of it this way MR. FUN
                                Bannanas are special..you can't make a Bannana split with an apple or a strawberry,

                                You can't give a monkey and apple or strawberry without him NOT knowing it's NOT A BANNANA..You can't spell apple or strawberry with as many Ns'..so you see Bannans are special enough..no need to draw that much attention to them..just leave it alone...MMkkkaayy
                                The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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