Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop

[Blackwidow24]

Scene.. tiny coffee shop in the heart of Apolyton.

The winds blows across the street where the once great APOLYTON COFFEE SHOP STOOD.

BW: that's it..this place has gone to hell in a handbag..I need some excitment, I need some thrill. DAMN I NEED TEQUILA.

She stands by the door and reads the posted sign

Closed DUE TO LACK OF EXCITING POSTERS.

BW: what this can't be possible. I remember the days of MAO...of 5 headed dragons beating posters with bats, drunken commies blowing up everything...liquor fights.. NO I MUST DO THIS..OR WE SHALL ALL DIE..
DIE OF NON SPAMDOM!!!!!


FIRST WE NEED A BARTENDER..A GOOD ONE

Then we need some action.....WHO WILL JOIN ME IN THIS CRUSADE TO BRING THE COFFEE SHOP BACK TO LIFE???

Oh and no damn poetry, i want guts, naked butts and dancing sluts





Wait scratch that last one...
WILL SOMEONE TEQUILA ME

[ColdWizard]

*waits for dancing sluts with naked butts to appear*

*wonders what happened to Mao*

[Blackwidow24]

BW: Hey cold you know how to make a MEXICAN MARTINI?????

*hangs her head* I don't know where MAo is we must preserve his memory.....WAHHHHHHHH

I got something in my eye

[ColdWizard]

nope, i'm a lousy barkeep. where are shadowstrike and milop (whatever it is he changed his name to)? they're good

i think now that Mao's a deity, he doesn't have any time for us mortals anymore

[Blackwidow24]

grabs CW by his collar

BW: MORTAL??? I AM NOT MORTAL...I AM.....*sigh* I 'm A FREAKING SPIDER>>>AHHHHHHHH ..Oh well I guess I'll fetch myself a drink..what do you want????

Hey I got a 5 doillar bill with your name on it if you show me your butt!!!

takes a seat and sips her alcoholic beverage. You know aws long as there are boring people that aren't willing to have fun..we shall never see the coffee shop again..
I got it.

BW posted a sign on the door

FREE BEER

[ColdWizard]

a mortal spider


i'll have an orange soda please


$5? nah... but i'll give you $5 if you show me yours

[Velociryx]

::happens by, pops in for a moment:: Awww...c'mon CW...you know seein' her butt's worth more than five bucks...

-=Vel=-

[Kaak]

BW, i'll show you mine for free muahahahaha

[Blackwidow24]

Slides CW an Orange soda

BW; i have no idea what is floating in there but I didn't do it....

Looks at Kaak and grins seductivly.....BW: OH REALLY?

KAAK: Yesssssss...really..

BW: Your on...show me your BOOTY...BOOB!!

CW: OHHH COME ON NOW...
VEL: TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF.....oooops...I mean that is gross man


Kaak:*pulls his pants down ever so slowly and seductively. as the hairs on is arse get caught on the fabric of his pants he lets out a god awful yell.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


BW: CW& VEL


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





Kaak: JERKS

[Velociryx]

BW:

-=Vel=-

[Blackwidow24]

TTTTIIIAAAAMMMMMAAATTT

I can't stand this any longer, if something doesn't happen soon I am gonna, go CRAZY and kill every single last one of you bastards in here. DANCE FOR ME MONKEY BOYS!!

[soma]

<- does a monkey dance.

yea baby you know you like it!!

[Blackwidow24]

Did you just call me baby??
DID YOU JUST CALL ME BABY??????

BW: snatches Soma by the leg and swings him around the shop

VEL & CW are jumping around like monkeys while the flying monkey theme song from wizard of oz plays.

Kaak: still picking his butt hair off the lining of his pants doesn't seem to notice the commotion.

SOMA: I DIDN'T MEAN BABY..I MEANT...YEA SAY...you know you like it. YEAH THAT'S THE TICKET.....

[Tiamat]

**Tia pops in picking a salty sea man from her teeth**

Dang! Can't a girl even eat lunch?? You bellowed little one??!??

**tia looks around** Humph! Well if this is the best we can do then I suppose it will have to work. Since I'm licensed to serve alchohol I guess the unenviable duty of bar tender falls to me.

Since this is to be my bar **tia pulls out baseball bat** there will be and I repeat will be much monkey business here! If not the a$$ whooping will comence.

**tia makes blackwidow two shots and slides them down the bar to her**

All right...........who will be next **tia swings bat around getting ready**

[ColdWizard]

*stops capering for a minute*

*creates small icy patch under Vel's feet*

*resumes monkey dance *