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  • #151
    FINE!! Throws Mike a mask..

    Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you ******!!!!!
    The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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    • #152
      Dino walks up to the bar. Hears Lonestar shout "Scrotum Acne!" and runs away
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #153
        Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway!

        MikeH ~ I don't think anything could ever quinch her fire! She is after all SAUCY!!

        And now for one of my famous Tiamat specials.......a little of this a dash of that and a pinch of..........**POOF.....smoke explodes out of Tia's drink** Aahhhhhhh.....just right!

        Ok who wants to be the first to try it??
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • #154
          COME BACK DINO DOC I am in love with your avatar..i must see more of it

          SAUCY TIA... What exactly does that mean..Am I a bad person for being SAUCY!!!!????
          The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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          • #155
            Originally posted by Blackwidow24
            FINE!! Throws Mike a mask..

            Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you ******!!!!!
            Never saw "Sweet November"....Hold on...

            "Don't go in there! They infect you with Scrotum Acne! Not the wussy Acne, either, the really big pimples that you pop but are still there so you keep on trying..."

            ::Turns back to BW:: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #156
              Dino hears his true love call to him

              I've come back to you, my sweet.

              Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #157
                Ewwww sounds like you speak from experience Lonestar..you better get that checked!!!
                The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                • #158
                  Originally posted by Tiamat
                  Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway!


                  I'll go down there in a little bit,
                  Ole Roc the Good Ag™ is saving me a spot, until then....

                  "Scrotum Acne!"
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • #159
                    Originally posted by DinoDoc
                    Dino hears his true love call to him

                    I've come back to you, my sweet.

                    Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.
                    *BW carresses DD helmet *

                    BW: My love will you please kick Lonestars A$$..he is really riding my last nerve!!!!

                    DD: Anything for you sweets..first let me down my drink

                    The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                    • #160
                      And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case.....

                      **Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa**

                      There that should do it!! I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis**

                      OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!!

                      **tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.
                      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                      • #161
                        Originally posted by Tiamat
                        And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case.....

                        **Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa**

                        There that should do it!! I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis**

                        OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!!

                        **tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.
                        Fortunatly, I was wearing gloves.

                        ::slips hand out::

                        So, I forget what exactly it was I was protecsting. The fact that They let a T-Sip work here or it's owned by a large, North American poisonous spider.
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #162
                          **slides sweet sweet alchohol down bar**
                          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                          • #163
                            *pulls the gloves that have been superglued to LS Scrotum Off*

                            LS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

                            BW: OHH geezzz that took off more skin than I thought..OH WELLL you didn't have that much to begin with
                            The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                            • #164
                              Dino shoots Ultimate Lonestar between the eyes with his blaster.

                              That was easy. Thanks for the drink Tia.
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                              • #165
                                Originally posted by DinoDoc
                                Dino shoots Ultimate Lonestar between the eyes with his blaster.

                                That was easy. Thanks for the drink Tia.
                                *runs to DD Side*

                                MY HERO

                                Okay now how can I repay YOU!!
                                The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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