Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop

[Tiamat]

"I'll just post the order on the door here. I imagine the Apolyton Legal Department ("Contengincy? No! Money Down!") will be here shortly to enforce the closing."

Oh really.......I don't think so! **Tia breaths on the order Lonstar holds in his hand while singing his hand hairs**

Well that should take care of that! And Lonestar.....all aricraft carriers are to be parked outside the bar not in it! What......were you raised in a barn?

[H Tower]

*wanders back in* what's the special today?

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Tiamat



Oh really.......I don't think so! **Tia breaths on the order Lonstar holds in his hand while singing his hand hairs**

Fortunatly, these Notices are on Asbestos Papyrus.

Well that should take care of that! And Lonestar.....all aricraft carriers are to be parked outside the bar not in it! What......were you raised in a barn?

Ponder where I go to school.

[H Tower]

Originally posted by H Tower
*wanders back in* what's the special today?

well, at murphy's today it was $2 coronas, and that went down ok, gimme another of those

[Blackwidow24]

Looks at HTower...

Look you and I both know your not old enough to drink so why not settle for a VIRGIN Daquiry!! Stop looking at the specials..stop licking your lips like a crazed wild man..just settle for the fact that I KNOW you are under age.

starts to tickle Htower underneath his chin

BW: he's a cute baby boy...booboo shhoo shoo moomoo he's so cute..yes he is!!

[faded glory]

Originally posted by Lonestar
You better watch out, I'm prepping my personal air force for attack.

Thats a joke picture of the Canadian airforce


Blackice had like 30 of them he emailed us a year ago...

[Blackwidow24]

Joke Shmoke get that damn thing OUTTA HERE

[DinoDoc]

Throws Lonestar out of the establishment.

[Blackwidow24]

Once again my dear, you have rescued me from the evilness of LS..

*BW spits on LS face as he flies past her through the window*

What's a dainty woman like me to do..have you thought of your reward DEAR??

[Lonestar]

:: flys out of Establishment, lands on Ulysesses Everett McGil after he was thrown outta Woolsworths::

"Sorry McGil"

"No Problem."

::dusts self off, walks back into establishment holding closing order::

::DinoDoc Throws Lonestar back out::

"Damn Bounty HUnters."

[Immortal Wombat]

Obligatory "This thread isn't as good as it used to be" post.


This thread isn't as good as it used to be

[Blackwidow24]

There always has to be that ONE STANK A$$ RODENT LOOKING BASTAGE trying to make waves for me.....Tia call an Exterminator..we seem to have a PEST problem

[DinoDoc]

Shoots the wombat.

M'lady, all I ask from you is a simple kiss.

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Shoots the wombat.

M'lady, all I ask from you is a simple kiss.

[Mercator]

A handsome young man with multi-coloured hair and trendy designer clothes enters the shop, minding his own business. He sets himself behind the bar...

"An orange juice, please"