Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by Mercator
A handsome young man with multi-coloured hair and trendy designer clothes enters the shop, minding his own business. He sets himself behind the bar...

"An orange juice, please"

BW: glares at Mercator

WHO THE HELL LET THIS SQUARE IN

DINOOOOOOOOOOO

[Tiamat]

**slides Mercator his OJ**

Smashing hair DAAAaaaaaaaLLLLiiiinnnnnnGG!!

**Tia picks up the phone** Orkin......we have a pest problem!!

[Immortal Wombat]

Wombats aren't rodents.

Gimme an OJ too Tia

[Blackwidow24]

No **** Sherlock but you are becoming more and more like one..you sniveling little creep!

*Looks at Mercator and then at IM*

BW: Look only one of yous can stay and I say let the square stay

at least he doesn't smell like old farts and is quite dashing compared to IM who never has nothing nice to say...Tia..Fry him!

[Mercator]

As DinoDoc approaches, Mr. Handsome reaches for his pocket... Or no... He takes off his jacket, revealing the rather slobby T-shirt below... Ah, that explains it, *narrator looks through his files* he's a failed fashion school student.

"Scratch that, do you happen to have any Belgian beer? Eerm, nevermind, a vodka will do. *sigh*"

[Tiamat]

You got it Wombat......**slides down another OJ**

Lonestar I have one word for you SMEGHEAD!!

[Tiamat]

mmmwaaahaaaaaaaaaaa

What Wombat doesn't know is that I slipped poison into his OJ!

[Immortal Wombat]

Drinks OJ

[Mercator]

Still groveling in self-pity, Tiamat's remark finally makes it through to his brain.

"Smashing hair indeed! Thanks! Nevermind the vodka, this orange juice will do just fine."

[Blackwidow24]

BW walks over to MC.... See that rat sitting next to you??

MC: YEAH
BW: Well when he falls over and dies I'll give you 5 bucks to flush him down the toilet..Waddya say???

[Mercator]

Mercator fires his narrator... Hey, what! You bastard.

Tempting, tempting... But I think I'll pass BW... or... *looks at his wallet* OK, if you include a free OJ too you got yourself a deal. And give the rat a vodka!

[Blackwidow24]

*puts arm around MC*
BW: Okay let's get one thing straight BOY..this is my Shop..i make the deals not you..GOT IT

MC Okay

BW: Okay here is the deal..5 bucks, a roll of toilet paper and a free OJ..is that cool??

[Mercator]

Aha, the toilet paper may come in handy there. Sure, thanks!

[Blackwidow24]

Okay, now that we have ourselves a deal


INITIATION TIME!!!!!!!

* Tia dims the coffee shop lights and lights 50 candles similtanious with her 5 heads. A low chanting is heard in the back ground as Tia, BW, DD, CW, Vel, FG and all other older posters line up for the paddle session*

BW: Are you ready to become ONE OF US USus

MC

BW: Let the SPANKINGS COMMENCE!!!!!

[Mercator]

AAAAAAA! *Mercator makes a dash for the exit, but stops short* Wait a minute... Spankings? No problem, I love it.