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Originally posted by Kaak
**Jumps behind bar, hogties tia with flame proof cables, and pours an ice tea**
**Jumps behind bar, hogties tia with flame proof cables, and pours an ice tea**
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*hastily removes the a_kaak disguise, sits quietly in the corner*
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** rips and tears off hogties** I also forgot to mention that I"m a witch as well so your puny little mortal ties have no hold on me!!
**Flames Kaak for the hogties**
You should have used silk it's more befitting my stature!
Leaves Kassi to live another day......
** removes cover from baseball bat to expose a witches staff**
Illina butsamanti drafago poofdaaaaaa!!
**turns Lonestar into a minature penis**
Come on Coldwizzard let's see what you've got!! Help a girl out here!!
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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**melts**"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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**meniacle laugh** MMMUUUUWWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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I'd better disappear before my luck or Tia's mercy, whichever comes first, runs out...Originally posted by Tiamat
Leaves Kassi to live another day......Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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*polymorphs kassiopeia into a 10' tall bloodthristy dragon-slaying knight*Comment
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Wohooo! Thanks! Why did I not invent this myself?Originally posted by ColdWizard
*polymorphs kassiopeia into a 10' tall bloodthristy dragon-slaying knight*
*wields Almighty Slayer of Firebreathing Beasts, his magical sword*
Ok, let's do some dragon-bashing shall we?
*summons three dozen footsoldiers to assist*Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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**there is a mysterious noise where kaak once stood, and the steaming pile of ooz asks CW for a little help***"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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Your spell is ineffective...as the freshmen already refer to me as "That little d ick!".
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Doh!
*steps in, pissed off and still hung over from yesterday (and the day before yesterday)*
I guess you don't serve Koskenkorva here? well, I wouldn't even be able to look at it anyway, so I'll join the pretty boys and take a totally queer glass of ice tea 
You make my life and times
A book of bluesy SaturdaysComment
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Arrgh, this drink has gone flat!!
*Pours the rest of the drink onto a talking pile of ooz near him*
Barkeep, another bourbon and coke thanks.
*Picks up a napkin, and begins folding it into a miniature 5-headed dragon*I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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"Now who the hell is the total idjit who just poured his drink down my collar?"You make my life and times
A book of bluesy SaturdaysComment
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*Turns around, noticing that his drink hit Ade, rather than the talking pile of ooz on the ground*
Ooops, sorry.
Here, have this 5-headed dragon shaped napkin
*Turns back around, continues drinking his bourbon and coke that just arrived*I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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*scoops the pile of ooze formerly known as kaak into a bucket*
hey kaak, i challenge you to a Civ2 duel, any settings
kaak: shut up, i got no hands
yea! i win by default! go default!
*transforms the ooze back into kaak, but the bucket is now stuck on kaak's foot*
guess i should've used a bigger bucket...Comment
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*waves arm at BW* can i have another drink now? gimme a whiskey this time, and leave me the bottle.
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