Ted Striker: Confessions of a True Player

[TCO]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I guess the old "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes" joke isn't suitable now, right?

sorry?

[Ted Striker]

i've heard the joke but forgot the punchline to it

[TCO]

Originally posted by TCO
Next time don't smack her so hard, D2K. You're a big guy.

that was the troll.

[Ted Striker]

i know

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
i've heard the joke but forgot the punchline to it

"Nothin' you ain't already told her twice," I believe.

[Zylka]

Gee - ya hit her pretty hard there, Rick

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Ted Striker

Thanks for all the great advice. You guys put alot of effort into some great posts with good advice

Don't mention it.

(Ted slaps girls, tut, tut)

[Bereta_Eder]

*hmrf grumlr phmmrffff*
Ok I had a bit of my share of experience in ****ing it up and then getting it back on track.

Here are some *tried* advices.

First flowers and candy and stuff like that are *good*. Don't give that up. But it will get much more than this if the screw up is major.

Letters should be used if other contact is impossible and no more than once or twice. Seek direct face to face contact and let her *see* you're sorry. After a certain time and after you're sorry sorry don't only be pathetic sorry be also funny sorry. Like you have grasped the errour of your ways have absorbed it but now you can also go beyond and use some bitter humour about it. But not too soon or it will backfire.

Unexpected surprises are the best. Like you know where she works? Wait outside for her with flowers when she finishes work completely by surprise. Always think of *good* excuses to be with her. Doesn't matter what she says. Push it and don't let it "cool off" or let it be or whatever or you increase the risk to lose her that way. A good "making or breaking" point for this sort of thing is approximatively 5 days to one week. By that time either the need for eachother will have grown so big that you'd literally explode back into eachother arms or such need will not occure and the process of drifting apart will grow less heart wreackening and easier.

No legal damages can be claimed from me from following these advices but I do think they're the right ones.

[Bereta_Eder]

Also an all too common mistake you seem to be doing is idolizing her. Keep that up *in moderation* during the reconsiliation period 'cause it will make you look more convincing but lose it afterwards. It's a burden and a big mislead.


also if things really get tough, talk to common friends that you know know her so that you find out how she really feels what she deeply thinks of what has happened. So "fish" her friends. Then you can use it on her to show her you understand (if in fact you dont then it might not worth it being together afterall) ]

lastly a lame tactic is using common friends as intemidiaries to influence her as you see fit. for example having telling her you're miserable, or whatever else you think will get through to her. all these have to be done fast though. metal sticks when it's hot.

[Ted Striker]

thanks paiktis


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[Drake Tungsten]

WE WILL RIDE INTO BATTLE ONE LAST TIME MF'ERS!!!

Damn straight! Everybody in the Escalade, right now!

[Urban Ranger]

As Verres said, Valentine's Day is probably not good -- but her birthday is. Maybe get her friends to organise a birthday party for her on the eve, with you showing up (of course) and stay with her when the clock strikes 12.

[Ben Kenobi]

A good "making or breaking" point for this sort of thing is approximatively 5 days to one week.

That short?

Depends on the woman and the relationship. Some women are more independent than others, and some relationships take longer than others to cool down.

a lame tactic is using common friends as intemidiaries to influence her as you see fit.

'Lame' is if you tell them to tell her. If you're miserable it's going to be obvious to everyone.

[TCO]

Start dating some other women and let her know that you are doing so. It will get her jealous. Also stop kissing her ass so much.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by TCO
Start dating some other women and let her know that you are doing so. It will get her jealous. Also stop kissing her ass so much.

The Love Doctor is IN!