Granted. Now being Diety isn't a sign of anything other than being another OT spamming schmuck.
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it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)
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I wish mr. mitchell had made a wish.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Granted. He did, but it was that you would be attacked by a polar bear.
I wish Theben would be attacked by a polar bear.Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
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Granted. It's actually a furry dressed as a polar bear, so I manage to survive despite being sexually traumatized.
I wish ICBM was attacked by a thermonuclear warhead.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Let it be so. Did you know you were neighbours?
I wish every day was Christmas day and everyone gave me loads of really cool presents and sex.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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They do. Unfortunately (or maybe you DO enjoy it) they give you really cool sex presents; things like used condoms, IUDS, and ****ed-on magazines.
I wish ICBM wasn't living in my blast radius.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Granted. Unfortunately that nuclear warhead hits him when he's going on holiday. To be precise, when his airplane is flying right over your house.
I wish Markos and Dan would become filthy rich, so they can ban all ads and pop-ups on Apolyton.
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Granted. They become filthy rich, but they decide to keep the ads and popups, so they can make even more money. Don't you love greed?
I wish Walmart was illegal.Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
walmart becomes illegal. kmart takes its places as the super-hyper-mega-mart chain that eats souls.Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
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Happy New Year...
Granted. You now have a brand new gigabit lan router. Unfortunately, you can only connect it to a ten-year old computer that runs Windows 3.1.
I wish I didn't eat that shrimp earlier tonight.Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
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Granted. All the women in the world are now absolutely gorgeous, including the 95-year-old ones. Your new loving wife is one of them, so you don't have long with her, since she doesn't have much time left in her natural lifespan.
I wish my cat didn't smell so bad.Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
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Your cat doesn't. The genie heard your wish, gave you the new desmellerizer treatment, so when your cat rubs against you, the nuisance leaves all it's scent on you. You now smell like the cat did.
I wish I hadn't had my old thunderbird mb eat a second power supply.The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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