it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Q Classic]

I wish I could do anything at all, without being injured or killed.

(starting with icbm's, 'cause i can't figure out what lori's wish is...)

you can. unfortunately, you have to do it with concious thought. you fall asleep and forget to remind yourself to breathe or have a hearbeat.

i wish UR had let the thread actually hit 500.

[Whoha]

Granted, then the forum crashed, FOR EV ER, have a nice day.

I wish this thread hadn't been on the 4th page.

[Shogun Gunner]

Easy, now it's on page 1.

I wish BMW made a zero emissions car.

[Sava]

I wish I had a "no clipping" mode like in some FPS's; a cloaking device; and the ability to hijack mass media...

then I'd go into the White House, and the Bush Ranch and expose his evil plans MUAHHAHAHHAHA

[mrmitchell]

I wish BMW made a zero emissions car.

Granted. Also, it doesn't even need fuel! Unfortunately it doesn't run.

I wish the forum never crashed or became overloaded

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. You enjoy a forum that is 100% available and 100% responsive with unlimited storage capacity, unfortunately, all your favorite posters leave and all the posters you hate stay and fill up the forum with topics you hate.

I wish you could drink gasoline and burn water.

[Spec]

Granted. You can now fart fire without burning your self.

I wish I could have the power to do whatever I want. Like land on pluto and Jupiter or another galaxy. Yup, do anything that I want.


SPec.

[Urban Ranger]

Yes, you could do that, but only in your sleep.

I wish I could directly translate, at will, whatever thoughts I have in my mind into a hard copy. If there's a music my head, I could just materialise it into a score on paper.

[Sava]

NOT GRANTED MUHAHAHA I AM YOUR MASTER UR!!!

[self biased]

granted. unfortunately, it has to go through a mac first.

i wish i didn't order chinese tonight.

[Whoha]

Granted, you ordered mexican.

I wish the smell coming from your direction would blow elsewhere.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. It blows in the exact opposite direction. Around the world. Right back to you.

I wish for this thread to DIE.

[Nubclear]

It does Unfortunately, I revive it.

I wish for my new computer to isntantly appear before me

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. It instantly appears right before you instantly appear . Unfortunately, you seem to be occupying the same space. You die of having a computer intersecting your body

I wish for Mark and Dan to allow babe threads again.

[Nubclear]

They do. Unfortunately, they also make me a supreme mod and I close them all.

I wish I would NEVER get ill.