it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. The uppity, arrogant people now provide everything that you do - you become redudant, lose your job, friends no longer have any interest in talking with you and you decide the only way to recover is to become arrogant and uppity.

I wish that I could finish my civ story for Apolyton Civ3-Stories.

[Stefu]

Granted. However, everyone thinks it's crap and throws objects at you.

I wish I had a Chinese slave-woman who obeyed my every wish.

[Spec]

Granted. The women appears but quickly gets on your nerves and you wish she'd just disappear. She does because she obeys your every wish.

I wish could lift objects with my mind.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. You enjoy this power so much you stop using your arms and legs which, after many years, atrophy and fall off. You are now just a blob of fat.

I wish I knew how to make really good sushi.

[Q Classic]

you do. unfortunately, this goes to your head, and you try to make a fugu dish and try it yourself. you make a mistake, and you die.

i wish we had fuel cells instead of batteries.

[Shogun Gunner]

Bingo. Fuel cells are plentiful. The only problem is that you have to crap in them in order for them to produce any power. One night, after drinking too much, you fall into your sh*tty fuel cell and electrocute yourself.

I wish they made salad that tastes like candy.

[ICBM]

Granted. Salads now taste like candy. They also now lack any nutritional value, and they rot your teeth, and they make you fat.

I wish Pennsylvanians would learn how to drive like they're not drunk.

(edit -- I'm from Maryland)

[self biased]

granted. now the rest of the world drives like it's drunk, too.

i wish i didn't have to go to work now.

[Whoha]

granted, all the bad drivers moved to Maryland.

I wish for free gas

[Whoha]

" wish i didn't have to go to work now."

Granted, you are fired.

[Shogun Gunner]

Originally posted by Whoha
granted, all the bad drivers moved to Maryland.

I wish for free gas

Granted, but you rip your rectum do to the voluminous gas.

I wish I was a NBA basketball player.

[MrFun]

Granted -- but your team gets their *ss kicked in every game, and your teammates blame their losses all on you.


I wish I had my own little country to rule in real life.

[Inverse Icarus]

Originally posted by MrFun
Granted -- but your team gets their *ss kicked in every game, and your teammates blame their losses all on you.


I wish I had my own little country to rule in real life.

granted. but the heterosexual working class throws a violent reovolution, kills you, and a flagrant anti-homosexual attitude develops in the country. every gay in the country is sent off to work camps. because of their clean, efficient nature, they work well and the nation prospers at their expense. the nation then attacks it's neighbor, wins esaily, and does the same to the homosexuals in that country.

eventually, the entire world is owned by one quasi-socialist nation, with a slave class of homosexuals supporting the otherwise classsless society.

i wish that would happen

[MrFun]

[Inverse Icarus]

at least you took it as a joke

for a real one, i wish the terrorist attacks 9/11 never happened, as a result of the terrorists having explosive dirreah while attempting to hijack the planes.