it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Q Classic]

hehe. not animated at all. not yet, anyway...

[monolith94]

"i wish dust would never ever get near computers, or keyboards, or monitors, or all associated hardware."

Granted. It all collects on YOU instead.

I wish that I get all As on my next report card.

[mrmitchell]

I wish that I get all As on my next report card.

Granted. Your teachers all write

Awful student.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[monolith94]

Granted, you are now dead.

I wish that I had the ability to focus my efforts

[Q Classic]

you can and you do. unfortunately, they're all focused on you trying to become a mime.

i wish conservatives would realize that reagan was not the messiah.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted. Now they think he's God

I wish I had more willpower

[Shogun Gunner]

You meet an attractive man named Will very anxious to provide you a lot of power

I was I was watching Tivo at home right now.

[Q Classic]

you are. however, tivo is the name of your wall, and you've just covered it in a fresh coat of paint.

i wish that christmas vacation were already here.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. You get an early Christmas vacation, but you are given ten major assignments you must complete during your Christmas break.

I wish everyone walked on their hands, not their feet.

[-Jrabbit]

Granted. The definitions of "foot" and "hand" have been reversed in all dictionaries.

I wish there were no negative consequences to unprotected sex.

[MrFun]

Damn, Jrabbit -- who here would be cold-hearted enough to put a negative twist on that kind of a wish??

[Q Classic]

me.

there are no negative consquences to unprotected sex.

however, you have to do it with the ugliest, skankyburnsiest, dirtiest person in the world, and you have no say in it.

i wish for one absolutely beautiful woman to plop into my lap and be absolutely enamored with me.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. A beautiful woman "plops" in your lap, but you have to clean that up. Oh, by the way, she's totally enamored with the way you clean up her sh*t.

I wish I could clone myself and control my clone by remote control while the clone was at work.

[-Jrabbit]

Granted. but controlling your clone takes far more time and concentration than work ever did, totally taking over your life while your clone maintains your old, easy schedule.

I wish Chicago had S. California's climate so I could golf here year-round.

[ICBM]

Granted. Chicago now has Southern California's climate, but because of the global warming that causes Chicago to have Southern California's climate also causes Southern California to become as hot as the surface of Venus. Well, since you wished for Chicago to have the same climate as Southern California, it now has the climate of Venus. (I know that didn't make any sense, but I don't care.

I wish there was a tunnel between the dorms here and the main buildings of the college.