it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[mrmitchell]

I wish that a drunk Bill Gates hit my car (only a tap, no more than a dent) in the middle of night, and as he got out to say "Isf't ther some way we cfan work this wifout the police" his wallet fell out of his pocket, dropping $100 bills and credit cards labeled "Billionaire Edition" to the ground.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
Granted, now you can read everything that is hidden, and you go insane once you realize what everyone is trying to hide.

I thought someone was going to make an attempt at what I was trying to say, but something nasty enough to be corrupt. Nice change

Originally posted by mrmitchell
I wish that a drunk Bill Gates hit my car (only a tap, no more than a dent) in the middle of night, and as he got out to say "Isf't ther some way we cfan work this wifout the police" his wallet fell out of his pocket, dropping $100 bills and credit cards labeled "Billionaire Edition" to the ground.

He does, however the Billionaire Edition cards should have told you that it was a special Monopoly money set, complete with credit.

I wish I could turn water into wine.

[ICBM]

Granted. You can now turn water into wine, and you become very famous... so famous in fact, that worship of you ends up overtaking Christianity, and a very irate Pope visits you to make your life a living hell.

I wish I had more cheese puffs.

[Enigma_Nova]

Granted. You now work at a cheese puff sweatshop.

Wishing for the clarity to see things unbiased by perspective

[Mr. Harley]

You can. Since you have no perspective, everyone say - "He's brilliant, but a fool." Nobody pays any attention to your utterances.

I wish that I didn't have a glitch in my SMAC that doesn't let me get research for the first five years (see post in SMAC forums).

[mrmitchell]

Granted. Now, you have a glitch in Windows that doesn't let you turn on your computer for five years.

I wish for five hundred billion dollars in various currencies and investments.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. Five hundred billion dollars of bad Japanese loans, failed investments and confederate money is yours.

I wish I could make food good for me taste good too. Broccoli and spinach for dinner? Aspargas for desert? AWESOME!

[Mr. Harley]

You can. You learn that adding cheese and/or butter can make almost anything delicious. Using honey and borwn sugar completes your transition. You switch career paths from Ninja to Sumo Wrestler, for obvious reasons.

I wish I had a Hal9000 that was sane.

[-Jrabbit]

You do. But while reading your lips, Hal learns the truth -- that you're insane, and must be terminated.

I wish my doctor would have allowed me to start golfing again two weeks ago.

[Snowflake]

He did. But then he didn't expect you'd break another leg.

I wish I have 48 hours per day.

[-Jrabbit]

You do -- because you now live on Saturn.

I wish it would stop snowing.

[mrmitchell]

Granted. It never snows again.

I wish Oncle Boris, Tripledoc, etc. would go ahead and tell whose DL they are.

[Lonestar]

Granted. It turns out they're yours!

I wish Bush will really go through with this space stuff.

[Shadowstrike]

Granted. You are sent to Mars to participate in the War Against Terror against the Martians. You are incinerated by a heat-ray on your first day on the job.

I wish for dinosaurs to be resurrected.

[Mr. Harley]

They are. It turns out that some are purple (a velociraptor, of course), and as smart as a grey parrot. They take them to malls as Barney substitutes. Despite all the safety precautions, one gets lose at a mall and mauls you (shamelessly plagerized).

I wish the physicists discovered how to make cheap, plentiful, and SAFE anti-matter.