it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Shogun Gunner]

Its released, but their "improvements" include the suggestions that went to Firaxis for Civ3. Basically Civ2 becomes Civ3 and everyone is angry.

I wish nuclear power wasn't dangerous.

[ICBM]

Granted. Nuclear power becomes such a great form of energy, since it is no longer dangerous, that a nuclear power plant is built in your backyard.

I wish my dog wouldn't try to French-kiss me. Ewww.

[MrFun]

Granted -- now all the stray dogs try to hump you by your leg whenever they see you.

I wish that cottage cheese would stay fresh forever.

[self biased]

granted. it now tastes like it's gone off all the time now.

i wish i could control and manipulate shadows with mere thoughts.

[ICBM]

Granted. But now milk goes bad after ten minutes, and after an hour you find that the milk in your fridge has turned into cottage cheese.

I wish all poetry had to be written as a pi mnemonic (i.e. Poe E. Near a Raven... = 3.1415, see poetry thread...)

edit - crosspost...

[Mr. Harley]

Self-Biased: You can. You have to, because you are now a vampire. No more sex, sunlight, or alchohol.

ICBM: Now only mathameticians read poetry, and bored ones at that. It becomes a dead artform. Less than 1% of 1% bother to read it.

I wish that all cats were genuinely nice, affable creatures who were generally well-behaved (toally well-behaved is just impossible )

[Theben]

Originally posted by shawnmmcc
I wish that all cats were genuinely nice, affable creatures who were generally well-behaved (toally well-behaved is just impossible )

Granted. However the definition of "genuinely nice, affable... [and] well-behaved" is modified to fit the behavior of cats, meaning "loony, fur-brained beasts that claw your eyes out if you don't feed them in 15 seconds."

I wish my cat would quit chucking up hairballs.

[Ecthy]

I wish I could see Theben naked not.

[Theben]

****ing tease.

[Ecthy]

No, actually I really want that not.

[Mr. Harley]

You cat stops upchucking fur balls. Instead they get stuck on the way out, and you have to give it enemas (no joking, this has happened to someone I know - cat's DO NOT like enemas)

I wish Theban decided to become a male stripper, and make Ecthelion HAPPY.

[Theben]

Theban becomes a male stripper. However Theben does not.

I wish shawnmmcc would learn to spell my name right and quit pretending to be a n00b.

[Mr. Harley]

Shawnmmcc is cured of his partial dsylexia - and you discover how really obnoxious he is.

I wish Theben was a genuinely nice, affable creature who was generally well-behaved (toally well-behaved is just impossible )

[ICBM]

Granted. Theben becomes a genuinely nice, affable ... well-behaved creature, and this change in his behavior causes him to leave Apolyton forever. Normally, this would be a good thing, but it causes the corrupt wish thread to sink to page 100 of OT.

I wish Theben would change his name to Th*b*n, to allow for the spelling mistakes of people pretending to be n00bs.

[Shogun Gunner]

Theben's name changes to Th*b*n and Ming thinks its such a good idea that no one is allowed to use vowels in their name anymore. *CBM, *cth*l**n and sh*wnmmcc are irritated.

I wish staplers never had to be refilled with staples in order to work.