it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[-Jrabbit]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
i wish the phone would just stop ringing, because damn, people, if you can't use the computer because you're stupid, it ain't my fault!

Granted. The phone stops ringing and you lose your job.

I wish ALL anime avatars on Poly would disappear.

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted, all anime avatars are prohibited at Poly...however, the definition of an anime avatar is deemed to include any cartoon-like avatar -- especially bugs bunny avatars.

I wish I had 500 posts so I could have my own special avatar.

[Shadowstrike]

Granted. However, your avatar puts the server over its storage limits, and in an unexplained quirk of the time-space continuum, Apolyton is erased from existance.

I wish for world peace.

[mrmitchell]

Granted. You turn into Miss America.

I wish tonight's Tonight Show will have nonstop hilarious jokes for the full show. I mean, who needs guests anyway? Just an hour of laughs is all I need, man.

(A backup wish would be that they had a good guest)

[Shogun Gunner]

You are so lucky. Jay is killing tonight. He tells one nonstop hilarous joke after another.....and is joined by several guests who also contribute incredible jokes, but too bad it never makes it on TV. Apparently Ashcroft has cancelled all humor because he heard that Osama and Saddam use to frequent humorous websites. Ashcroft is suspicious that humor is the next terror weapon. Jay gets censored, it's never on TV.

I wish I could purge the thought of MrMitchell being Miss America from my brain.

[monolith94]

"I wish I could purge the thought of MrMitchell being Miss America from my brain."

Granted. However, you know have the thought of Slowwhand being Miss America in your brain.

I wish that I could find my laundry bags.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, the only thing is the bags eat your laundry, or anything else you put inside for that matter, so they are totally useless.

I wish I could play more musical instruments.

[Mr. Harley]

You can. Any instrument you pick up, instantly and with no effort. After a while it becomes boring, as there are NO musical pieces which require any effort on your part. You give up music entirely, retiring to a Trappist monastery.

I wish I could figure out how my Windows 98SE, refusing to boot up out of safe mode multiple times after my wife used the computer, decided to suddenly boot up normally after being moved back and forth to another machine (back-up prior to fdisking). (Now I don't know when it will happen again, but I'm too lazy to reload EVERYTHING again).

[monolith94]

The bags eat my laundry??? Oh come on, that is just ridiculous. This is supposed to be twisted, and that's just lame.

[self biased]

actually, i think UR just solved both the world's solid, nuclear, and human waste problem! it's a blessing in disguise!

[Enigma_Nova]

Granted. You figure out Windows, as you are now a slave to the company of MicroSoft.
All your base are belong to MicroSoft.

I wish MicroSoft would be dissolved.

[Whoha]

Granted, computers are too difficult for everyone to use now(except for a relatively very few people who are interested in them), and all progress in computers comes to a halt.

I wish pencils always stayed sharpened with complete erasers.

[Q Classic]

they are. however, the pencils are roughly an inch long, meaning that you can barely write with them.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Whoha
Granted, computers are too difficult for everyone to use now(except for a relatively very few people who are interested in them), and all progress in computers comes to a halt.

[threadjack]
Microcomputers had been progressing before Windows. Thank you very much. [/threadjack]

[self biased]

i wish Q^3 would come up with a wish so the game would progress.