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**Shogun Gunner** · December 10, 2003, 22:10

Granted, but that wing grows out the chicken's butt...and that tastes like ....well sh1t.

I wish the helium atom had five electrons.

**Mr. Harley** · December 11, 2003, 04:23

It does - the resulting change in the atomic nucleus permitting this means stars burn out immediately upon starting fusion. Life does not evolve.

I wish my little girl would peacefully, and healthily, take her nap.

**Theben** · December 11, 2003, 04:54

She does. In fact, when she wakes up she's so well rested that she bounces off the walls for the next 12 hours straight.

I wish someone would clean my apartment.

**Urban Ranger** · December 11, 2003, 05:16

A big fat ugly woman comes in and do the cleaning for you. In fact, she would do the cooking and other household chores. But she also makes your apartment her home and you can't get rid of her.

I wish I got to see the Sunshine Girl more often.

**Mr. Harley** · December 11, 2003, 05:37

Theban - unfortunately, that's exactly what happens.

**Q Classic** · December 11, 2003, 08:16

you do. when you're 95, and she's 96, she moves in next to you in the retirement home for mentally addled old people. you don't remember who she is, but you get to see her every day, drooling and staring off into space.

i wish there was some drug that was legal and gave you a controlled high, and had no side effects.

**duke o' york** · December 11, 2003, 08:50

[Booze you dope! You just have to drink enough for there to be no side effects!

]

Er, there is, but the side effect of having no side effects means that you can be high all the time and so the scientists who discovered it don't ever bother to put it on the market and just sit around getting high all day.

I wish that Elton John would self-combust in a controlled explosion - LIVE ON TV!

**Theben** · December 11, 2003, 10:37

Elton starts to burn during an AIDS awareness concert, live on TV. While you watch captivated, your TV explodes, sending shards of metal and glass deep into your eyes and face. Although you'll be dead, I can tell you they managed to put out the fire on Elton, all he got was a tiny 1st degree burn. And it was your neighbor who rigged your TV to explode, controlling it remotely from his living room (apparently he was upset your fence is built 1 1/2 inches into his property).

**Theben** · December 11, 2003, 10:38

I wish that nOObs and in fact everyone spelled my online name correctly.

**Q Classic** · December 11, 2003, 10:46

theybun gets his name spelled correctly because he changes its spelling to include wildcards: th*b*n.
unfortunately, people get tired of doing this, and rename him, against his will, ******.

i wish i had a massively powerful rail gun to completely **** **** up with. traffic bad? no problem, i'll clear a path with my rail gun...

**duke o' york** · December 11, 2003, 10:50

You've got a rail gun, but you can't use it against traffic because it runs on rails...

I wish I had a fence, and a neighbour to share it with!

**Theben** · December 11, 2003, 11:17

Several years from now, you have your own home, and a fence, and a neighbor. He seems to complain about something a lot.

I wish that the Japanese "beckoning cat" charm was saying "Fight the Power!"

**Theben** · December 11, 2003, 11:18

Originally posted by Q Cubed
theybun gets his name spelled correctly because he changes its spelling to include wildcards: th*b*n.

****, at this point maybe that's what I should do.

**-Jrabbit** · December 11, 2003, 13:49

Originally posted by Theben
I wish that nOObs and in fact everyone spelled my online name correctly.

Since I know it annoys you, I vow to misspell your name until you get rid of that anime avatar,

Thebne.

**Theben** · December 11, 2003, 14:04

We'll just see who can last longer.

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