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Granted, but the farm where the cow was raised and the butcher shop where the meat was cut were declared safe only by US regulatory standards!
I wish I were playing Victoria.
I wish I were playing Victoria.
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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And Q Cubed, did you have to turn my girlfriend into a stripper?
sorry, ben. but what other way to corrupt a beautiful, virginal woman?
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granted, but Queen Victoria wins every single game you play against her, deems you unworthy of her time and finds you not amusing, consigning you to the tower of london.
i wish i were in chicago with my friends right now, barbecuing racks and racks of meat.B♭3Comment
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Granted, but it turns out that you and your friends are the lovely morsels on the racks.Originally posted by Q Cubed
i wish i were in chicago with my friends right now, barbecuing racks and racks of meat.
I wish conservatives and liberals would agree on all political issues.Comment
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granted, do I really need to mention what would happen when all of the liberals allow the conservatives to keep Bush as king?I wish conservatives and liberals would agree on all political issues.
I wish I had a brainComment
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Poof! The world ends.
I wish the I hadn't wished this.(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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Errr, I was responding to Trip… but it will work for yours, too.
(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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granted you never wished this. (but what it thisI wish the I hadn't wished this.
I wish I was more wishful, cause right now Im all wished out.Comment
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Poof! You can wish again; and wish, and wish, and wish some more. You wish for wishy-wishes and swishy-wishes, and wish for wishes that no one dared wish for before! In the end, you get stuck in some insepid f'ed up fairy tale starring Hugh Grant and written by Michael Moore.
I wish, I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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BAMF! You never killed that Fish. Unfortunately, it wasn't a fish but a scout for an alien invasion. Earth falls in days.
I wish I was thinner.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Granted! You are now skinny as a toothpick and are being used by a giant to have his teeth picked. But you're so skinny and dense, you go straight through his gums and inside of his stomach. This promptly kills him because of blood poisoning, so he never craps you out. So, now you're in him forever. Forever I tells ya!
I wish my bath tub were fixed."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-BokononComment
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Poof! You end up in the emergency room after you see the bill.
I wish I had perfect pitch.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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!BRAWAGAWAGA! you now have perfect pitch, but you're now in a coma, and the only way in which you percieve the world around you is through your left nostril.
... i wish i had my ex, amanda back.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Your wish comes true. Amada not only is back, but will never leave, since she's been stuffed and mounted on the mantelpiece.
I wish I came in 31 different flavors.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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WOOT! that's perfect!
ok. you now come in 31 different flavors. you go into the adult film business, acquire a feirce cocaine habit, and die of a heart attack from overdosing.
i wish i could be a moderator here at apolyton.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Yeah, the only problem you have now is you'll need a tape of her faking orgasms when you decide to do her. You didn't throw away your old one, did you?
Bampf! You wish comes true. You could be a moderator here, if Mark and Dan would only let you.
I wish I could get my report done without distractions.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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