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Granted. You did tell, and everyone thought it sucked. You've been assassinated by a crazy civ fanatic.
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Granted! Unfortunately, they misunderstood you and made CTP3.
I wish My payraise would finally catchup with me.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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granted, the game flops and the civ community impales you on a rusty rail road spike.I wish I got to tell Firaxis how to make the next Civ3 XP
I wish every woman obeyed my commandsComment
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granted, the company you work for went under and you now work at McDonald's. You got a payraise because you are the shift supervisor.I wish My payraise would finally catchup with me.Comment
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I work in the United States Navy Space05us, you gotta do better than that.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Granted. They end up paying you so much (
) that they can't support the fleet or the rest of their personell, and Congress cuts funding entirely. You end up living in the gutter.
I wish that Firaxis would release the Civ2 code
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Granted, but there's a fatal bug in the 5,000 lines of AI code contained in the single function originally written by Sid, and you can't read C.-30-Comment
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I wish I was a Jedi Knight,Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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That sadly gets genocidally wiped out in those wars that build the Galactic Empire (I think that's what it's called).
I wish I wish I was a giant fish!Res ipsa loquiturComment
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Zap! You are indeed a Giant fish...
UNfortunately Bender the Robot Catches you, so you can be weighed as a new world record.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Woo-hoo, I'm a record-breaking fish! I'm happy!
Your wish.Res ipsa loquiturComment
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Oh yeah.
I wish I could buy the world a Coke.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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You can. However, you only had EXACTLY enough money to do so, so now you are penniless (well, quarterless, but you know what I mean 
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I wish I could read and write in l337
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One coke each? ...Let's just say one coke altogether.
Sadly that coke gets opened by some passerby and is so fizzed up that the ring-pull goes flying into her eye blinding her there. You get sued for $500,000
I wish I was asleep.Res ipsa loquiturComment
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