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Granted. Say hello to death.
I wish you'd all appreciate me for my precious, delicate inner beauty.
I wish you'd all appreciate me for my precious, delicate inner beauty.
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Tutto nel mondo è burla -
EDIT: damn xposts
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But your original almost worked for mine, oddly enough...Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Granted. We strap you to a metal table and appreciate your precious, delicate inner beauty with a scalpel.
I wish everyone had a board with a nail in it.Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.comComment
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Granted, but you become the cudgel quality tester.
I wish that me and my girlfriend could spend an entire weekend together on an island, alone.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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xposts AGAIN!
Granted, but you are eaten by sharks.
I wish I could be ruler of a vast empire.Comment
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Grantd. You ar now rulr of Thm, which is schduld to b nukd by th US tomorrow.
I wish my "" ky would gt unstuckmeet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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Granted, but your KY is so unsticky it gets all over your shirt, thus making you unloveable
I wish I were black"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Granted. You now live in Philly.
I wish I could forsee all of my exam questions.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Granted. The turkey isn't dead yet though.
I wish for a good night of sleep.
Man, you screwed up that Corruption. Anyone want to help IW out?Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Granted. You get given the most perfect Turkey sandwich known to mankind. Unfortunately you are in hospital and not allowed to eat or drink anything. The nurse eats the sandwich in front of you.
I wish I had a bottle of every bourbon brand ever made in my house. And plenty of coke to mix with it.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Granted, you are found dead of alchohol poisoning the next day.
I wish that Porters and Stouts didn't have all the calories, but yet still tasted as good as they do!The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.Comment
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They don't have all the calories Just most of them. You get really fat and die 
I wish my IQ was higher!
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Unfortunately, the computer they attach to your brain shuts down your libido. You are now a eunech (spelling?).
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I wish my wife had triplets instead of just one little girl (please note she doesn't go here).
The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.Comment
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.........your wife has triplets
I wish everyone died.Comment
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