The Corrupt wish game

[Kuciwalker]

Ok, I'll change my wish

I wish I owned a supercomputer.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Granted! It fills your entire house, you're sleeping in the street, the liquid nitrogen coolant has just placed your cat in a cryogenic state and the ****er runs on Unix so none of your software works.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I wish I knew why women buy so many shoes.

[Shi Huangdi]

Originally posted by skywalker
Ok, I'll change my wish

I wish I owned a supercomputer.

So shall it be. However, this supercomputer is so good it has developed a personality. It thought was a rather funny prank to e-mail your mom all the porn sites you have visited.

I wish for France to disappear.

[Shi Huangdi]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I wish I knew why women buy so many shoes.

Granted. It's so that they always have a fresh weapon to kick you with and throw at you.

[Theben]

Granted. Unforunately the computer makes a fatal error, which causes you to power Channel One so you only get Wheel of Fortune.

I wish I was more esoteric.

[Theben]

damn you folks jumped in quick.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Theben

I wish I was more esoteric.

Granted! Now when you claim that nobody understands you, it'll be true.

I wish I could write about training without feeling compelled to include that bastard Maslow.

[Theben]

Granted. But now all your writings are on diaper-training.

I wish I could read the minds of famous people.

[Sandman]

Granted. You end your days a shivering wreck in a mental asylum, unable to string more than a few thoughts together, as the incredible cacophony of mental noise from every famous person on Earth drowns out all your native brain functions.

I wish for infra-red vision, in addition to my conventional sight.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. You just became blinded by looking at the microwave.

I wish I had a neural implant that allowed my to browse Poly while not at the computer (and post, to!)

[Az]

your wish is granted, but then the military finds out about your abilities, and you spend the rest of your days locked up in a cage, tested, and experimented on.

I wish I was the most sexy man on earth.
(this could turn ugly)

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Granted! Brace yourself, darling. This may sting a bit.

I wish I had another bottle of Chateau Cissac 1991.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. Unfortunately, it went bad.

[Kuciwalker]

I wish I got to tell Firaxis how to make the next Civ3 XP