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  • Tuberski makes sense...

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    • Doesn't really matter, but it's Kuci.

      I'm innocent, suckers.

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • As we know Tuberski got carried away with the drinking session. The following day he was recovering nice and gently with milk and water. Mr Helios was very bright, so Tuberski slept in the shade. Unfortunately as he slept his colleagues were voting. When he awoke he discovered, too late, he’d been chosen. ‘Doesn’t matter’ he said. ‘Can I have a lot more of the same again, especially the Texas Blonde’. ‘ Sure’ I said.

        Tuberski drank and drifted off, then drank and drifted off. In his mind’s eye he was in the final scenes of ‘Gladiator’. He wept as he dealt with the tigers. Then it was drifting through the air to ‘Elysium’, through the gate and on to meet with Mrs Tuberski.

        In reality, we didn’t need the tranquilising dart, so we placed Tuberski on the dissecting table and pressed the button. The huge circular saw descended. I reprogrammed the machine to deliver larger portions of meat as a treat to the Felidae. It spewed out 10 inch sausages as opposed to the usual 6 inch.
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        • WMP started playing "Murder by Numbers" just as I opened this thread

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          • My gentle kitty cat, YOU Murderers!!!!!!!!!!
            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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            • After thinking bout this, what are the rules on ghosts speaking on their ideas of the murderer? Is it allowed or not?
              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
              "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
              Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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              • I don't think there are rules on the topic, and plenty before you have given clues while dead, and I am sure many others in the future will continue to do so.

                However, having said that, I think it is against the spirit and intent of the game to have the ghosts continue to offer clues and theories as to whom they suspect.

                It can have a significant influence on the outcome (obviously ). I know when I have been mafia in the past, I have intentionally killed off the super sleuth's in fear of being discovered.

                No way to enforce a rule however, so completely up to you

                /me
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                • If mafia kills me, then yeah.

                  But if the villagers kill me, then good luck to them.
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                  • sparrow i thought the same as for if ur dead then ur dead, if u offer clues then its like ur still playing why be dead? Thats why i asked cause then there would no point in being killed.
                    When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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                    Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                    • AFAIK the dead can do whatever they like as long as they do not bold their votes. Isn't that right Lord Shiva?
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                      • The square of the hippopotamus


                        Snoopy was first up as he had more animals to look after so he thought it wise. He met Sparrowhawk for breakfast. The usual fare was available: Orange, pancakes, bacon, eggs, cereal, and nut variety, coffee, tea and milk shake..

                        ‘Well what are you planning for the grand opening’ Snoopy asked Sparrowhawk. ‘I was thinking of descending to the zone on a hang glider kite’ replied Sparrowhawk. ‘Birds and all that’. ‘That sounds good ‘ said Snoopy. ‘I was thinking of arriving by dog sleigh. Dogs contribution to exploration and survival, sort of theme.’ ‘What about you Kuciwalker? asked Sparrowhawk.

                        ’I was thinking of opening my zone, by standing on the back of two giant turtles and pulled across the marina by dolphins’’. Said Kuciwalker, eating his pancakes and syrup. ‘Sort of hinting at the Iroquois Story of creation myth. What do you think?’

                        They were joined by LordShiva with a big box. ‘ It’s a pair of ‘spring loaded jumping boots or jumping stilts. Best idea I can think of at the moment. Frog hopping theme’.

                        For Jonny, how to arrive was not a problem. ‘Atop an elephant’ he said grandly ‘ with two Giraffe at either side. Beat that’.

                        ‘Well Adrian Hon was planning to arrive by chariot drawn by two zebra,. By the way where is he? ‘asked LordShiva. Snoopy said. ‘ I saw him heading down to the Arianrhod enclosure to meet and greet the newly arrived Hippopotamus’ ‘Let’s all go down and welcome this new arrival’ suggested Jonny.

                        At first we thought Adrian Hon was carrying out a standard close inspection of the hippo teeth but he wasn’t moving and his feet were stuck in the mud. From the Hippo perspective it looked like greet and meat.

                        In our rush to retrieve Adrian we trampled all over the footprint evidence. The photographs showed Adrian trying to keep the Hippo’s mouth open with cans of Brains bitter. ‘Right’ thought the Hippo ‘ I’ll have some brains’ and he did.

                        Someone had struck again. ‘ I ‘ll have to advertise for another keeper before the grand opening’ I said. ‘ Can you guys not stop this?’

                        I buried Adrian beside the others in the Reception Hall. A further reproduction of a famous horse statue may be called for.
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                          • The Iroquois Creation Myth has mud in it. So I think Kuciwalker went a bit far in his reenactment of said myth...
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                            • Kuciwalker is one of the two suspects I was leaning towards

                              Starting to looks like a skeleton crew we have running this place!

                              /me
                              "Clearly I'm missing the thread some of where the NFL actually is." - Ben Kenobi on his NFL knowledge

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                              • Hawks are killers; turtles aren't terribly dangerous creatures (unless they're ninjas), so I think it's Sparrowhawk.

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                                  Player Zoo Keeper Status
                                  1. Rah Rodentia Hollowed.
                                  2. Nikolai Ursidae Processed
                                  3. Paddy Crocodilia Crocked
                                  4. Rasputin Felidae: panthera Catnipped
                                  5. Spaced Cowboy Bovidae processed
                                  6. Kuciwalker Chordata Alive
                                  7. Sparrowhawk Accipitridae Alive
                                  8. Will9 Accipiter Birdied
                                  9.LordShiva Amphibia: Anura Alive
                                  10. Tuberski Felidae Processed
                                  11.Duke O’York Hyaenidae Torn apart
                                  12. Ben Kenobi Cetacea/ Pinniped Converted
                                  13. Jonny Elephantidae/ Giraffa Alive
                                  14. Adagio Insecta Processed
                                  15. Mrs Tuberski Primates Processed
                                  16. Heresson Squamata Processed
                                  17. Adrian Hon Equus/ Bovidae Brainsdead
                                  18. Snoopy Canidae Alive