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  • *the ghosts all point at the guilty*
    GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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    • Originally posted by Hercules
      Sadly for the remaining keepers, NO.

      Next episode soon.
      I think you need to work on your idea of soon.........



      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • Originally posted by Nikolai
        * Nikolai 's ghost tickles Ben.
        Thanks for sharing that thought but we all didnt really need to know this
        When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
        "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
        Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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        • First dolphins and now ghosts.

          I'm irresistable.
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
          2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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          • Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski


            Thanks for sharing that thought but we all didnt really need to know this
            /me tickles Mrs Tubski too.

            Oh, and Ben:
            Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
            I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
            Also active on WePlayCiv.

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            • I am the Walrus

              Snoopy was the first to waken. He opened one eye cautiously and then the other. His iris reflected a gentle rainbow. He reckoned it originated from the due north cardinal point. It was a beautiful day. He was delighted to be alive.

              After dressing he headed down to the restaurant for breakfast and the chance of a game of chess with Spaced. I hope you don’t think you can win with ‘The Bishop’s Opening’ said Spaced setting up the chessboard. ‘We’ll see’ said Snoopy opening with king pawn to E4.

              Sparrowhawk produced the new draft map of the Zoo and Will9 and Duke O’York joined him to study it. ‘Oh look’ said Will9, ‘ they are naming streets after pop artists: there’s Brian Wilson street.’ Duke spotted George Harrison street. ‘And there’s James Taylor street’ added Jonny. ‘ No Bono boulevard yet?’ asked Mrs Tuberski. ‘No’ answered Sparrowhawk, ‘ Nor have they named the different zones yet’. Kuciwalker asked if there was a second Emergency Room. ‘Just the one’ replied Sparrow.

              ‘I would like to name my zone, Arianrhod ‘ said Adrian Hon with a smile and wink, because well guess.

              ‘In that case, I might call my zone Bast’ said Tuberski. ‘Now I think that name would get renamed very quickly, like to the Bast herd zone’ said LordShiva; jokingly. ‘Me, I am tempted to choose the name Heqet for the Amphibian and Reptile zone’ but it’s of a different order, so maybe not.

              They turned to ask Ben Kenobi for his thoughts. I think Ben went down to the Aquarium for a swim, ahem, with the dolphins’ I said ‘But let’s go there to see how he’s getting on’. So we set out.

              ‘Isn’t he a bit long in the tooth to be swimming with dolphins’ asked someone. Well Ben was a bit long in the tooth alright. Only it was on the tooth of a bull walrus. We don’t know for how long. Clearly a good part of Ben Kenobi was missing, presumed eaten. The photograph pinned to the tree, showed Ben being caught by the walrus and the penguins looking like they were clapping.

              On closer examination it would seem that Ben tried to fend of the Walrus by putting Shiner beer cans on the tusks. On the sand I caught a glimpse of those strange animal like footprints – almost child size, before the group trampled all over them. But I was able to retrieve the black thread for evidence.

              It was another deliberate killing. Go do what you have to do.

              I placed Ben Kenobi’s remains in a sarcophagus and buried it beneath the foundation stone in the reception hall. The domed ceiling of which featured a reproduction of the Great Flood by Michelangelo from the Sistine chapel. I thought he would’ve liked that.
              On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

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              • Code:
                Last edited by Hercules; June 5, 2007, 17:02.
                On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

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                • After all this tickling, where is everyone?
                  On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

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                  • The description of the footprints makes it sound like they've been made by chimps.

                    Have you read The Murders in the Rue Morgue Mrs Tuberski?

                    Yeah, it was an orang-utan, but she's their keeper too!

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                    • I'm going to have to go with Mrs Tuberski as well since I read in some thread in the OT that she could drink me under the table and beer was the beverage of choice and cheap beer at that.
                      We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.

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                      • Works for me......Mrs. Tuberski

                        /me
                        "Clearly I'm missing the thread some of where the NFL actually is." - Ben Kenobi on his NFL knowledge

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                        • cheap beer yeah along the lines of keystone and coorslight. Do u think i would pay that much money for shiner bock? And then shclitz thats even worse, cause im not even old enouh to know that brand. Plusseeeee Not to mention it(shiner) is a nasty looking dark beer. I have been on call for the last 4 days and at work for 8 to 12 hours each day, which is why i havent posted. Havent had the time to read the new story. U guys can kill me but i aint the killer, Ill read the new story now.
                          Last edited by Mrs. Tuberski; June 3, 2007, 15:43.
                          When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                          "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                          Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                          • Im gonna go with spaced cowboy since he cant win the chess game he plays with snoopy.
                            There is a beer theme going on but it aint mine, I believe space is part of that theme.
                            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                            "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                            Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                            • I didn't want to say anything for a specific reason, but there's an obvious clue You seem to haven't noticed...
                              "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                              I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                              Middle East!

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                              • Spaced Cowboy.

                                ACK!
                                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                                • Working...
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                                  Player Zoo Keeper Status
                                  1. Rah Rodentia Hollowed.
                                  2. Nikolai Ursidae Processed
                                  3. Paddy Crocodilia Crocked
                                  4. Rasputin Felidae: panthera Catnipped
                                  5. Spaced Cowboy Bovidae Alive
                                  6. Kuciwalker Chordata Alive
                                  7. Sparrowhawk Accipitridae Alive
                                  8. Will9 Accipiter Alive
                                  9.LordShiva Amphibia: Anura Alive
                                  10. Tuberski Felidae Alive
                                  11.Duke O’York Hyaenidae Alive
                                  12. Ben Kenobi Cetacea/ Pinniped Converted
                                  13. Jonny Elephantidae/ Giraffa Alive
                                  14. Adagio Insecta Processed
                                  15. Mrs Tuberski Primates Alive
                                  16. Heresson Squamata Processed
                                  17. Adrian Hon Equus/ Bovidae Alive
                                  18. Snoopy Canidae Alive