FG Mafia 65: Near Death Experience

[LordShiva]

The child-like footprints do seem to point to Mrs Tuberski, and she was the one who had poor innocent Heresson fed to the lizards

[Will9]

Kuciwalker asked if there was a second Emergency Room. ‘Just the one’ replied Sparrow.

Kuciwalker may want to know the odds of someone recovering.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Lordshiva cant u tell even hersson knows i aint the killer? He is a tad upset i had a small hand in feeding him to his lizards, and didnt catch the right clue. But i aint no mafia killer.

[Kuciwalker]

The evidence seems to point to Mrs. Tuberski.

[Ben Kenobi]

Everyone has had their own beer.

Adagio had Danish beer.

I got beer from San Antonio.

It's got nothing to do with the killer. The real clue are those tiny childlike footprints. What type of animal would have those footprints, and walk in such a manner that they would have them?

Spaced Cowboy joined from Dallas where he had been curator of the Children�s Zoo but looked forward to managing the Bison, Buffalo, Wilderbeest enclosure.

From the opening post.

It's Spaced Cowboy, and now I am convinced.

I can't vote unfortunately, but please, don't kill another innocent keeper and ignore the guilty.

[Hercules]

It looks like Mrs Tuberski is a goner.

[Nikolai]

/me pats Mrs Tubski on the head.

Looking forward to seeing you again, sweatheart.

[Jonny]

Mrs. Tuberski

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi

I got beer from San Antonio.

you got Texas beer, not San Antonio beer. Lone Star is San Antonio beer.



ACK!

[Ben Kenobi]

Close enough.

Seguin ain't all that far from SA.

[Hercules]

Mrs Tuberski , even though she was a great keeper of big primates, had acquired a bit of a reputation as a formidable beer drinker. She seemed to know her beers. Then someone raised the matter of the small footprints and the beer cans. Suddenly Mrs Tuberski topped the exit poll. In the end Mrs Tuberski accepted her fate and said some farewell words to the monkeys and the gorilla. ‘Can I have three gallons of Moab Lizard Light Ale before I go’ she requested. ‘Sure’ we said.

After that we didn’t need the tranquilising dart, so we placed Mrs Tuberski on the dissecting table and pressed the button. The huge circular saw descended. We were glad there were protective shields in place as the resulting explosive mix of blood, guts and beer would have ruined our shirts.

At the end of the production line we had neat parcels of labelled raw meat and two bonus parcels of conical shaped delicacies for the tarsiers.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Hercules
At the end of the production line we had neat parcels of labelled raw meat and two bonus parcels of conical shaped delicacies for the tarsiers.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Told ya so He he he. So it seem i had a few drinks so i hope i was drunk when i died

Oh just for the record i stand 5 foot 11 with a size 9 foot, i hardly consider that child like But now that im dead good luck to the rest of ya, or mabe i should wish the mafia luck since i know who it is

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Close enough.

Seguin ain't all that far from SA.

Umm, so what?

Shiner isn't made in Seguin either.

Here's a newsflash, it's made in Shiner, Texas.



You really need to correct your location field.

ACK!

[Ben Kenobi]

Shiner isn't made in Seguin either.

No, but I figured you'd get a chuckle out of what I said.

He's a newsflash, it's made in Shiner, Texas.

Halfway between SA, and Houston, same side as Seguin.

You really need to correct your location field.

Hey, not all of us were born and raised in Texas.