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  • #91
    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
    Hmm.

    Nikolai

    That is twice now you have accused me of being mafia.
    That's because of the religious clues. There's us two who are known for being Christians, and I'm innocent. Besides, you are Catholic and there were clues to Catholisism.

    On a totally unrelated note, I saw your avatar today. Great movie, great actor.
    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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    • #92
      Nikolai protested his innocence but he protested too much. So being a good protestant didn’t really help. ‘Ok’ he said ‘ Show me the food preparation hall. I‘ll be a martyr’. We let him say his prayers before he went to meet his maker or in this particular case, his un-maker.

      We shot him with a tranquilising dart and placed him on the dissecting table and pressed the button. The huge circular saw descended and dissected Nikolai into several neat parcels of raw meat of various sizes- one for the bears, a bear necessity, you could say- and of course a little meaty portion for the insects.

      I suppose it’s gratifying to think that part of Nikolai will still be here flying around as a butterfly.
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      • #93
        Tee and Sand Wedges

        It was a beautiful sunny morning as I sat down for breakfast. ‘It’s good to see Helios out’, I said in a joking manner, knowing people point the finger at Rah, everytime the word sun is alluded to or mentioned.

        LordShiva was reading up on Scandinavian culture. ‘Who’s Thor?’ he asked, but alas the two people who could have easily answered, were gone. And yes they were sore. Mrs Tuberski arrived with a ruffed lemur in her arms and a big nut. Snoopy was playing chess with Spaced Cowboy. ‘Bishop to rook 6’ said Snoopy ‘ and checkmate perhaps’. ‘Not a chance’ replied Spaced as he moved his king into the middle.

        Heresson turned up wearing a shirt made of material that changed colour with temperature. This led Kuciwalker and him to get into a discussion about chromatophores. Duke O’York mentioned Artic foxes changing their fur. ‘Lions are colour blind’ added Tuberski , ‘that’s why they find it hard to pick out a single Zebra’ said Adrian Hon.

        Jonny and Ben Kenobi were busy comparing notes about the new Aquarium and how it compared with the ones in Memphis and San Antonio.

        Sparrowhawk and Will9 were looking at the map again. ‘This green section here with Eagle, Albatross, Condor and birdie markings. Is that the new Aviary site? ‘Don’t be daft’ I said, ‘ That’s the staff golf course. In fact I was thinking of putting a Vincent copy in the clubhouse. What do you think?’

        I told them that seeing it was a sunny day Rah had gone out early to test the course. I suggested we stroll down and meet him coming in of the back nine.

        We found Rah in the rough with his driver and wood beside him on the ground along with old cans of Schlitz. His head was wedged into a badger opening, a sett piece – a hole in one you might say. Unfortunately Rah had gone out in his baggy shorts and what with him blocking their passage, the little furry creatures opted to tunnel their way through him.

        The photograph pinned to the tree showed Rah trying to fend of the ferrets with the beer cans. Close to the tree those strange animal like footprints were evident again and a black thread snagged on a splinter of wood. Maybe it was a tramp or someone like that.

        It was another deliberate killing. Go do what you have to do.

        I packed Rah’s remains into a Ping Discover golf bag and buried him deep in the sand trap on the 10th. I erected a discreet sundial in tribute near the 11th tee.
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        • #94
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          Last edited by Hercules; June 3, 2007, 06:30.
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          • #95
            clank clank clank
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            • #96
              No one wants to vote first? I noticed that Herresson voted twice last round so I assumed he would start us off this time.

              /me
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              • #97
                Im sticking with herresson His critters change colors and so does his shirt.
                When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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                • #98
                  I packed Rah’s remains into a Ping Discover golf bag and buried him deep in the sand trap on the 10th. I erected a discreet sundial in tribute near the 11th tee.
                  Despite a gruesome demise, that was a fitting tribute and is appreciated. Good luck finding the bastard that took me out.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Sparrowhawk
                    No one wants to vote first? I noticed that Herresson voted twice last round so I assumed he would start us off this time.

                    * Sparrowhawk
                    If it were Heresson, Will9 would be dead already.

                    Spaced's animals leave animal-like tracks, and have long black hair ("thread"). And there's the whole cowboy thing.
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • Isnt there two mafia this round? And for the will9 theory he wouldnt kill him cause then he would implicate himself.
                      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                      • Heresson's hatred for Will9 trumps his desire for self-preservation
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • Heresson
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                          • Originally posted by rah


                            Despite a gruesome demise, that was a fitting tribute and is appreciated. Good luck finding the bastard that took me out.

                            Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                            I am of the Horde.

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                            • Like a scene out of the movie caddyshack. Bill Murray (Rah) gets his ass kicked by his own pets. On a golf course.
                              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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                              Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                              • Spaced does look to be a strong possibility. He was who I was thinking of a few rounds ago as another option.
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                                  Player Zoo Keeper Status
                                  1. Rah Rodentia Hollowed.
                                  2. Nikolai Ursidae Processed
                                  3. Paddy Crocodilia Crocked
                                  4. Rasputin Felidae: panthera Catnipped
                                  5. Spaced Cowboy Bovidae Alive
                                  6. Kuciwalker Chordata Alive
                                  7. Sparrowhawk Accipitridae Alive
                                  8. Will9 Accipiter Alive
                                  9.LordShiva Amphibia: Anura Alive
                                  10. Tuberski Felidae Alive
                                  11.Duke O’York Hyaenidae Alive
                                  12. Ben Kenobi Cetacea/ Pinniped Alive
                                  13. Jonny Elephantidae/ Giraffa Alive
                                  14. Adagio Insecta Processed
                                  15. Mrs Tuberski Primates Alive
                                  16. Heresson Squamata Alive
                                  17. Adrian Hon Equus/ Bovidae Alive
                                  18. Snoopy Canidae Alive