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  • Looks like Jacob Cawley has gutted his last "fish".
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • After the death of our poor attendent bludgeoned with the fishing lead, all eyes turned to our Wharfsman, Jacob Cawley, who was thrown overboard to sleep with the fishes. As I combed the room for clues, I found a small solar cell on the floor. I wondered what a wharfsman would ever need to use such a device?

      The only trouble is that the evidence is all circumstantial. Sure he could have easily hefted the fishing lead, but there is no evidence that he in fact did so.

      I only have to suspect that the killer still remains at large.

      As I walked out of the room with the body of the attendent, I saw David holding Jane's hand as he sat by her. Jane is still sedated until she has had adequate time to recover from the shocking death of her sister. I cannot help but notice how tenderly he holds her hand, as though he cannot bear to be without her touch.

      Hopefully they shall both escape this nightmare intact.

      As a contrast, we have the couple of Becky and Bob Horgan. Bob, after losing the bid accused Becky of cheating on her and the two got very loud and very angry. Becky stormed off angrily after shouting how insulted that she was that her husband would ever accuse her of such a disgusting act.
      Last edited by Ben Kenobi; December 5, 2006, 01:24.
      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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      • As I continue to make my rounds around the boat I managed to overhear a loud argument between Dan Fitzgerald the bartender and Luke Halpin, our camerman. He was ordering a large pint of the finest scotch whisky as he boasted of putting one over the hapless rich folks. Since he still had the negatives, it would be simple to continue the blackmail as long as possible.

        Dan grew more and more furious and finally grabbed Luke by the scruff of his collar and shoved him off his seat in the bar. He had faithfully served many of these ladies and gentlemen for years for low pay and here this scumbag of a cameraman was taking advantage of these same folks who had hired him so long ago. He had been snubbed and generally ignored, so he would be damned if he took such an attitude from the cameraman.

        After I intervened to split up the fight, I heard Maurice boast about how everyone on the boat was going to die before the folks got their act together. And that was just fine with him since the folks on the boat would finally get what they had deserved.

        As the party continued I decided to go for a walk to inspect the deck and take in more of the fine sea air. I invited Dave to come out with me, and take a break from his vigil over Jane.

        No sooner did I leave did a cry shout out. As Dan opened up one of his cupboards he found the lazy waiter he had been looking for.

        Jose Baramunde was dead, bludgeoned by a fishing lead and stuffed into a closet. Stuffed with him was a transaction notice.
        Last edited by Ben Kenobi; December 5, 2006, 14:01.
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
        2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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        • Code:
          Mrs Tuberski		Jane Harris
          Tuberski		David
          Blondie			Tracy Harris, (killed by mafia, poisoner)
          Rah			Stanley Herbert
          
          Paddy the Scot		Kitty Sheridan (killed by mafia, poisoner)
          Hercules		Sam Sheridan (killed by mafia, fishing lead)
          
          Rasputin		Roger England (killed by villagers)
          James			Mona England
          
          DukeOYork		Dr. Bob Horgan
          Leirosa			Dr. Becky Horgan
          
          RubyChaser		Annette Hawkins
          Jonny			Jeff Hawkins
          
          Nikolai			Bud
          Comrade Tassader	Jose Baramunde(Waiter) (killed by mafia, fishing lead)
          Spaced Cowboy		Tim Sutherland(harbour police) (killed by villagers)
          Whoha			Matt Laney(Attendant) (killed by mafia, fishing lead) 
          Sparrowhawk		Maurice Chabot(Limo Driver)
          Grandpa Troll 		Carl Larson(Police Chief)
          Lord Shiva		Jacob Cawley(Wharfsman) (killed by villagers)
          Adagio			Luke Halpin(cameraman)
          Skanky Burns		Dan Fitzgerald (Bartender)
          Heresson		Stella Rivera (Dancer) (killed by villagers)
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
          2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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          • Comrade Tassadar has died and now you must find his killer.
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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            • Gurka 17, People of the Valley
              I am of the Horde.

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              • Transaction note eh?

                It has to be our resident accountant Who's the daddy now? Burns! I'm probably still as far away from qualifying now as I was when I went into my exam this morning so it can't refer to me. Bugger.

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                • Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                  No sooner did I leave did a cry shout out. As skanky opened up one of his cupboards he found the lazy waiter he had been looking for.
                  I suspect you are correct sir.

                  Skanky Burns

                  /me
                  "Clearly I'm missing the thread some of where the NFL actually is." - Ben Kenobi on his NFL knowledge

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                  • official docpile
                    Skanky Burns
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • Dr. Bob Horgan for the counter-pile.
                      I am not an accountant by the way, but thats a topic for another thread.
                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                      • Horgan's still alive?
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • Skanky Burns

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                          • I know a docpile when I see one. Blame Skanky!
                            Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                            I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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                            • Why does everybody blame Skanky Burns?
                              This space is empty... or is it?

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                              • Poor Skanky. Send 'em to the bottom!

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