NFL Football - 2012 Season Thread

[MRT144]

Here you go, a question that includes football concerning a recent event: "In your most recent trip to the Super Bowl, you were charged with murder. Care to explain that?"

"What more can I say that hasn't been said, next question"

[MRT144]

If you're assigned the Ray Lewis story, that bit of history is a legit part of it. And making him squirm anew on media day is fair game.

Lewis getting all huffy and saying that no reporter had the right to ask him about that because he (and his family?!) have to "live with it every day" was, BTW, precious.

Well, when people are constantly asking him about, i dont doubt that he has to live with it every day. Also, it was a ****ing bar fight, it's not like he rolled up on these other dudes and shanked em. **** happens when people drink, I'm not going to worry about Ray Lewis the person being involved in an unfortunate turn of events.

[-Jrabbit]

Considering the long and storied history of Super Bowl Media Day, this strikes me as an odd choice of what constitutes crossing the line.

[Ben Kenobi]

I'm not going to worry about Ray Lewis the person being involved in an unfortunate turn of events

Interesting defense here, "because he was drunk, therefore killing people is ok". You aren't helping your hero here, MRT.

[MRT144]

Interesting defense here, "because he was drunk, therefore killing people is ok". You aren't helping your hero here, MRT.

Youre stupid and don't understand how motive plays a role in morality of killing. Stupid absolutist morality ignorance.

[SlowwHand]

Things are or they're not. It's a yes or no question.

[MRT144]

Things are or they're not. It's a yes or no question.

Bull**** it's a yes or no question. Goddamn, do a ****ing inventory of times when you don't feel bad for people getting killed.

[SlowwHand]

I guess I don't understand you.

[SlowwHand]

Moving on,

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"**** Ron, how long you been here? How did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night. After dinner at home yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing sexy brand new lingerie. She said she had been reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and she had a devilish look in her eyes!!!

She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

And then she said, 'Do whatever you want.'

So . . . . here I am!"

[Imran Siddiqui]

[-Jrabbit]

OK, prediction time:
The 49ers superior offense and defense will withstand the Ravens' emotional imperative and emerge triumphant.
MVP = Kaepernick.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Look what I found . On the NRA's Enemies List (technically the list of organizations and people who have given direct support to anti-gun organizations, as defined by the NRA, of course):

Doug Flutie - NFL player

http://nraila.org/Issues/FactSheets/Read.aspx?ID=15

[Ben Kenobi]

So, Imran apparently believes that the man who was once a very happy Mennonite would hate people who don't like guns.

[snoopy369]

Ravens, 23-21. I think the 49ers are just a little to raw to win this year, and the Ravens will be trying harder. That said, I think the 49ers will win 2-3 superbowls in the next 5 years...

[Ben Kenobi]

SF coach benches Kaepernik. Alex Smith wins superbowl after Flacco throws a pick returned for a TD.