Thread for obviously newsworthy stuff

[ZEE]

One can only dream. Thank you for that wonderful thought!

[BeBMan]

https://borneobulletin.com.bn/plump-seal-at-osaka-aquarium-may-steal-your-heart/

[spambot]

tasty snack for killer whales

[ZEE]

Down the board, baby. And I voted Conservative on every state amendment except to outlaw dog racing. Not sure what side that is but I don't want that **** in my state.

Also I just started a sentence with 'And,' when I walk to the store cops snake me like I am a gang boss, my 'homies' scramble and snake me like the cops do, and I can summon any demon I want almost without effort. Not sure how it happened...

BUT I'M KINDA A BIG DEAL NOW.

[Broken_Erika]

It's all the democrats and lamestream media's fault!

Suspect package 'found at De Niro restaurant'
A suspect package similar to those sent to senior public figures has been sent to a New York restaurant owned by the actor Robert De Niro, US media say.

The device arrived at the Tribeca Grill in Manhattan early on Thursday local time, US media said, citing police.

Former Vice-President Joe Biden has also reportedly received packages.

If confirmed as an explosive device, this would be the ninth perceived critic of President Donald Trump to receive such a package this week.

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Shortly after the news broke, President Trump appeared to pin the blame on the media, tweeting: "A very big part of the Anger we see today in our society is caused by the purposely false and inaccurate reporting of the Mainstream Media that I refer to as Fake News."
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The first was found near the home of billionaire businessman George Soros, a major Democratic Party donor.

Other devices were sent to the following individuals, according to the FBI:

• Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
• Former President Barack Obama
• Former Vice-President Joe Biden
• Former CIA Director John Brennan, care of CNN
• Former Attorney General Eric Holder
• California Democratic Congresswoman Maxine Waters

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Republican Congressman Steve Scalise, who nearly died after he was shot in 2017 by a deranged supporter of progressive Senator Bernie Sanders during a morning softball practice, wrote in Fox News on Thursday of the "growing list of violent or threatening actions taken against conservatives by Democrats".

"The threats and the violence have not let up and instead of seeing my Democrat colleagues calling for an end, there have been calls for their supporters to keep going, to do even more to threaten Republicans," he wrote.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45975447

[Uncle Sparky]

Stormy Daniels noted the bombs were a lot like her night with Donald...

[spambot]

Dog racing? You mean like greyhounds running around a track? Why would you ban that?

[ZEE]

Yes Greyhounds.

1) I do not want a bunch of smelly, drunken, barbaric dog-gamblers anywhere near my city. Go to Vegas.

2)Leave the dogs alone, they just want to eat and hump and poop and sleep in peace.

3)I am an evil ******* that likes to ruin peoples fun and see people in pain.

[ZEE]

I think I will move to Kentucky.

[Aeson]

He only wants to see humanity eternally damned, leave the dogs alone or he will summon the demonic PETA.

[ZEE]

I've just had about 20 shots of 100 proof rum so I am going to take a 5 minute nap. BRB..

Not my fault I am the ****.

[Kidlicious]

Someone is funding the "caravan." It's probably not Venezuela because they don't have that kind of money. There is no way thousands of poor people can make that trip without a lot of funding. Where is the media?

[rah]

Does it matter who's funding it?

[spambot]

People have been migrating from central america to the USA for years.

[Kidlicious]

People have been migrating from central america to the USA for years.

Really? I didn't know that. What an astute young man you are.

[spambot]

clearly they've been getting funding for years! I blame the illuminati.