Thread for obviously newsworthy stuff

[Meticulous Man]

[Dinner]

Supposedly there is now panic buying and runs on stores in some locations though, thankfully, this does not appear wide spread at this time.

[Aeson]

The really scary part is: why not Jared? Is this an admission that controlling the coronavirus is even harder than peace in the Middle East?

[Aeson]

More about controlling what government officials can say about the virus. Because you know ... er ... you shouldn’t know.

[BeBro]

Trump has put Pence in charge of fighting the coronavirus.

I just read he is the "coronavirus czar" now. Sounds it's more about ruling over cell cultures or something.

[rah]

I guess it's good that there's no vaccine yet, since Pence would probably tell people it was dangerous and not get one.

[Uncle Sparky]

Trump has put Pence in charge of fighting the coronavirus. Everybody pray.

Actually, that is the entire plan.

[BeBro]

They'll set out to bring the teachings of the LORD to the Arachnids, converting them to peaceful hippies

[Broken_Erika]

The Mormon resistance is laudable. Maybe they should get their spaceship back in Expanse season 5.

So they can start a colony in the Arachnid Quarantine Zone?

[BeBro]

The Mormon resistance is laudable. Maybe they should get their spaceship back in Expanse season 5.

[Uncle Sparky]

Gameshow Host surprises military family with 'who' is behind door #1

[giblets]

Buttigieg campaign paid firm that developed voting app blamed for Iowa caucus delays

[BeBro]

I guess it would be absurd to assume something was hacked...?

[giblets]

Pete Buttgiggle declaring victory before results have been announced

[BeBro]

Looks like Trump won the Democrats/Iowa thing