Fake News Reporting Thread

[Berzerker]

This weekend hundreds of thousands of ppl are running for their lives after Trump named Michael Bolton his new sec. adviser.

young ppl speaking out moustache in politics

when I was much younger back in the 70s and 80s the Doobie Brothers were popular. One of their band members (not the lead singer) was an advisor to the NSA or whatever it was called back then.

I'm pretty sure anyway... Now I guess I'll have to google that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Baxter

well, close...

More recently, he has been working as a defense consultant and chairs a Congressional Advisory Board on missile defense

He did do the guitar solo in "Take Me in Your Arms" which is my favorite DB song.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Doobie Bros. Rocked sometimes, and I will fight for them and win.

I only did it for Kid, but now that he seems to have left I guess I have to find something else

Thankee kind sir. I want teh Pig out of my universe, and every little bit helps.

I'll custom make you something if you want - same goes for my colleague in being an Uncle, who is otherwise cool.

[Proteus_MST]

I only did it for Kid, but now that he seems to have left I guess I have to find something else

It is a sad thing
Who is going to defend Trump on this site, if not Kid?

[spambot]

The black man who was shot and killed by police for holding a cell phone was hit 8 times, according to the autopsy that was performed.
AFAIK it is fake news however, that the policemen who fired at him have been submitted to extra hours at the shooting range, as punishment for their low hit ratio (as 20 shots were fired, but they scored only 8 hits)

https://www.vox.com/identities/2018/...ing-sacramento

That's why they needed to fire over 20 times.

[pchang]

It would appear that any police shooting can be justified if they remember to shout “Gun!” Before they start shooting.

[Uncle Sparky]

"Donnie tweeted, We're a-going ta have a trade war! (And the stocks a-come a-tumblin' down)"
A new negro spiritual for the GOP...

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

when I was much younger back in the 70s and 80s the Doobie Brothers were popular. One of their band members (not the lead singer) was an advisor to the NSA or whatever it was called back then.

I'm pretty sure anyway... Now I guess I'll have to google that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Baxter

well, close...



He did do the guitar solo in "Take Me in Your Arms" which is my favorite DB song.

I looked at the Wiki article, and that there's credible and cool, sorta like Brian May of Queen having a PhD in astrophysics, and the other astrophysicists AT LEAST liking his music...

[Broken_Erika]

EPA Rolls Back Emissions Standards To Increase Consumer Choice Over Type Of Apocalyptic Hellscape Earth Will Become

[Proteus_MST]

Make America Dirty Again ... one step at a time (AFAIK the secret Slogan of Scott Pruitt)

[pchang]

This is what we should expect when the Director of the EPA gets subsidized by energy industry lobbyists.

[Proteus_MST]

Is Kid the Apolyton-Nick of Jacob Wohl?

President Trump, like Martin Luther King, is a civil rights icon

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/statu...48492173688834

This definitely sounds like something that could have been posted by Kid here

[pchang]

I think that Sean Hannity is now sufficient proof that Fox News = Fake News

[pchang]

In other fake news, Secretary Zinke claims to be a geologist. I wonder what Oerdin thinks about this claim.

[Proteus_MST]

I think this is the proof that the Trump Presidency must be straight from the feather of a SitCom-Writer:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/13/donald...-guns-7465960/

Very short short summary (in my own words):

15 year old student (from a neighbor school to Parkland) writes to president Trump:
Dear Presi,
how do you want to make our lifes safer and prevent further school shootings like Parkalnd? I hope you want to strengthen weapon laws and prevent mentally insance people from buying weapons

Sincerely,
15yo student

Answer of Presi Trump:
Dear 15 yo student,
you will be delighted to hear that I am commited to protect your rights and make your lifes safer.
Especially I am commited to your 2nd amendment rights. Already last year I got rid of an Obama era legislation that made it harder for mentally insane people to legally buy weapons. I will continue getting rid of the weapon legislations of the Obama era, so that you all will find it more easy to buy and carry weapons around. I hope you will already feel safer hearing this.

Sincerely,
Trumpy

[Dinner]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...y-out-the-door

Somebody fire that intern!

Deutshe Bank recently had a problem with someone hitting the zero button to many times accidently sending a $35 billion payment out by accident. Oops. Why doesn't anyone ever accidently send billions of dollars to me?