Fake News Reporting Thread

[Dinner]

http://money.cnn.com/2018/04/19/news/zero-0-euro-bills-bank-notes-germany-karl-marx/index.html

The city in Germany where Karl Marx was born has found an unexpected tourist kickback which has become a runaway success. The city made zero Euro banknotes featuring the portrait of Karl Marx, the father of communism, and everyone is laughing about how the communist banknotes are worthless and you can't buy anything with them.

it is just like real life.

[BeBMan]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...y-out-the-door

Somebody fire that intern!

Deutshe Bank recently had a problem with someone hitting the zero button to many times accidently sending a $35 billion payment out by accident. Oops. Why doesn't anyone ever accidently send billions of dollars to me?

Reportedly they send more money out than the whole bank is worth

[Proteus_MST]

http://money.cnn.com/2018/04/19/news...arx/index.html

The city in Germany where Karl Marx was born has found an unexpected tourist kickback which has become a runaway success. The city made zero Euro banknotes featuring the portrait of Karl Marx, the father of communism, and everyone is laughing about how the communist banknotes are worthless and you can't buy anything with them.

it is just like real life.

Yep, according to whjat I read, the 0 Euro€ - Banknotes are sold for 3 €Euro each ... invest 3 Euro€ and get 0 Euro€ back ... somehow reminds me of some of the more risky investments in the stock market

[pchang]

Apparently, Sean Hannity is a welfare queen: https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/23/opini...ala/index.html

[BeBMan]

Preaching water, drinking wine...

[Broken_Erika]

Silly pchang; Only democrats can be welfare queens!

[BeBMan]

Hannity is a secret communist

[-Jrabbit]

We've also got confirmation that, according to flight logs, Trump's "I didn't spend the night in Moscow" claim re the alleged golden showers/Miss Universe trip in 2013, is a lie.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-23/flight-records-illuminate-mystery-of-trump-s-moscow-nights

[Uncle Sparky]

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Trump never paid to have a garbanzo bean on him.

[rah]

Thank you sir, that one will be repeated.

[BeBMan]

I wished this was fake news: 300000 ppl signed an online petition to save Chico. Some went as far as to hold "our hero" vigils for him after his death and claim Chico has been murdered.

Spoiler:

Chico was a dog, killed after mauling a woman and her son in Hannover, Germany, to death...

No, this is real.

[pchang]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/26/politics/donald-trump-michael-cohen-fox-and-friends/index.html

Trump administration faces severe bus shortage. They are running out of buses to throw people under.

[BeBMan]

Macron met Trump days ago. Today Trump is meeting Merkel.

I feel the worst. For all of us ...

[Proteus_MST]

Macron met Trump days ago. Today Trump is meeting Merkel.

I feel the worst. For all of us ...

Fortunately it will only be a short stay ... business dinner and a short talk ... planned duration of everything ~3 hrs.
So the chances that Trump will embarass himself (and the world and all US citizens) will be lower
(although, as the Fox&Friends-Interview showed, already half an hour can be long enough for Mr. PotUS to embarrass himself so bigly as no PotUS did before )

[BeBMan]

The true story of little rocket man:

https://news.sky.com/story/daredevil-mad-mike-hughes-blasts-off-in-homemade-steam-rocket-11303681

Steam Rockets
Flat Earth