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There are plenty of reasons, but that reason is sufficient. Others include: she's repeatedly told me that she's not interested in me sexually, I'm not comfortable with casual sex, we don't live near each other anymore, she hurt me a great deal... need I go on?
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She doesn't have to be evil to be an unhealthy influence. Some don't realise what they're doing and others just can't help themselves. If you're not going to have sex with her, you really should redouble your efforts to keep contact brief and shallow when you can't avoid it.Originally posted by Lorizael View PostDISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Oh, she's most certainly an unhealthy influence. But the wedding's over. Things will go back to normal. She'll send me messages from time to time and I'll ignore them.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
Yes, but you love her.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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I long ago gave up trying to classify my feelings toward EBF. But I do know this: just thinking about her makes me angry.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Yep. That's love. Amour fou, to be precise.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Concur with those two.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Well, let's run through this scenario:
Lori: Hi, EBF's fiance.
EBF's fiance: Hi, creepy dude who popped out from the bushes.
Lori: Yes. As I was saying, my internet friends told me that I'm crazy in love with your fiance and that the only way I can get her out of my head is to have wild, hot, passionate monkey sex with her for hours on end. You cool with that?
EBF's fiance: Well, even though I'm a hippy douchebag who's in touch with his feelings and wants everyone to just get along, I'm still gonna punch you in the face. You cool with that?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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I didn't say you should shag her.
I think falling in love with someone else would be a good solution.
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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You should crash EBF's wedding, Hoffman-style.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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I've done that. Twice.Originally posted by MikeH View PostI didn't say you should shag her.
I think falling in love with someone else would be a good solution.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Duuuuude, I was only joking. Don't do it again.
[edit]rendered invalid by shameless editing on Lori's part.
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x-posts keep me up at night.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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This... is surprisingly, not bad advice.You should crash EBF's wedding, Hoffman-style.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Just be a dick to her and the problem will solve itself.Originally posted by Lorizael View Post“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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