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Originally posted by Colon™
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I should bang one of her friends in a waitress? Kinky.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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This... is not a terrible idea.Originally posted by Colon™ View Post"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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The wedding isn't going to last six months, so I won't have enough time to flip the switch from stranger to not a stranger for a wedding guest. Unless I get drunk. I have no idea what happens if I get drunk, and most people here to seem to think me getting drunk is a bad idea.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Isn't the fact that she is a stranger the whole point?If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I don't touch people (including immediate and extended relatives and friends I've known for most of my life) unless social decorum indicates that I must. I have absolutely no idea how to change this aspect of my behavior.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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You just ****ing do it and stop angsting about bull****. Try giving some random person a hug. Pass it off as drunkenness. Practice
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Probably damn good advice.I have no idea what happens if I get drunk, and most people here to seem to think me getting drunk is a bad idea.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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I'm 28. If this advice were going to be effective, it would have been so long before now.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostYou just ****ing do it and stop angsting about bull****. Try giving some random person a hug. Pass it off as drunkenness. PracticeClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Quote Originally Posted by Colon™ View Post
You should bang one of her friends in a backroom, or atleast a waitressThen wear a condom.Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
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Have you slept with her? Why?Originally posted by Nikolai View PostGraffiti in a public toilet
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Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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Only counts if you're Ben. Even then, there's bound to be some thigh contact, etc.Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View PostThen wear a condom.Comment
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It's true. But calling her "the evil best friend who ruined my life" is amusing. In reality, I'm the only person who's ever ruined my life. But that's not as funny.Originally posted by Dinner View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Tragic is funny."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Probably secret wishes to hook up here being a wedding and all. I believe Lori is in deep ****. And he believes it's all his fault? Woh.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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