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  • #61
    Hm? Sorry I was picturing Whore Island..

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
      This was my last date. On the left.

      have them washed and sent to my chambers.
      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
      [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
        He's currently seeing a lady I've known for years, and she is genuinely spectacular. This tangent isn't going to work.
        I was hoping to get him to dig himself deeper.
        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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        • #64
          Originally posted by kentonio View Post
          Hm? Sorry I was picturing Whore Island..
          Archer
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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          • #65
            So I take it that things are looking up now Chris? Good to hear. It's about **** time you caught a break.
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            • #66
              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
              On the other hand, SB thinks facial piercings and sleeve tattoos look good.
              hamina hamina hamina
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              • #67
                Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                I see people around a lot with ear gauges and I wonder if there's a faster and easier way to make yourself unemployable.
                LMAO, you're like a ****ing octogenerian living in the middle of nowhere with these kinds of opinions.
                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                  Given the hotness of the girl on the right, was there any doubt? See - the girl on the right - that's what I like.
                  No darkies for Ben
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                  'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                  • #69
                    They are both rather attractive. The one on the right looks a little bit pudgier but I think that's lighting/angle.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                      They are both rather attractive. The one on the right looks a little bit pudgier but I think that's lighting/angle.
                      If she's over 105 lbs Reg doesn't want none.
                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                      • #71
                        Not so. Although I'm only 135 lbs so too much larger and yeah it's probably a no go.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                          Not so. Although I'm only 135 lbs so too much larger and yeah it's probably a no go.
                          OH right, i forgot you were a munchkin.
                          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                          • #73
                            No darkies for Ben
                            Not that particular girl. She doesn't do anything for me. Selma Hayek, OTOH, that's the perfect skin colour.

                            As for me personally, I have dated a black girl before. She was actually really pretty and short, about 5 nothing, which she thought was perfect (since I'm a munchkin like reg).

                            I've dated a couple of koreans and east indian girls. There were a few in my hometown that I really like and I'm still friends with them. They also tend to be fairly short too. I have to say though, my favourite are some really drop dead gorgeous hispanic ladies that I've known. Didn't know what I was missing out all these years.
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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                              Not so. Although I'm only 135 lbs so too much larger and yeah it's probably a no go.
                              What are you? An anorexic midget? Even when I was in my prime, in military shape, I was 170-175 though I am 6'1" and I did work out (required by military) so fairly muscular. 135 is just not normal for a regular sized male even if he's really thin.
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                              • #75
                                I'm 5'6". And very thin. My weight may have increased as I have gained muscle mass (courtesy ROTC).

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