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  • #31
    On the other hand, SB thinks facial piercings and sleeve tattoos look good.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #32
      Originally posted by gribbler View Post
      The picture in the OP is probably not a picture of the hooker he's talking about or the picture wouldn't be titled "randomtits3.jpg".
      Very true.
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        On the other hand, SB thinks facial piercings and sleeve tattoos look good.
        you're so cute when you're being contrary. I keep forgetting that you weren't around on apolyton when i was far, far more active. I'll let the others fill you in on the details.
        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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        • #34
          Are you telling us that you're not actually into facial piercings and sleeve tattoos?

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          • #35
            I have no idea what SB is trying to imply. I just know that he seems to like goth **** despite that fad dying like 20 years ago.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #36
              I see people around a lot with ear gauges and I wonder if there's a faster and easier way to make yourself unemployable.

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              • #37
                at the direction this thread has gone.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                  Are you telling us that you're not actually into facial piercings and sleeve tattoos?
                  I am, but i don't like to limit myself, either. If a bear's hungry, he's going to eat.

                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  I have no idea what SB is trying to imply. I just know that he seems to like goth **** despite that fad dying like 20 years ago.
                  isn't he just adorable guys? look at how myopic he is. gawd, i just want to eat him up.
                  I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                  [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                  • #39
                    This was my last date. On the left.



                    It's a long story but she repeatedly called me 'arm candy' and praised me profusely but after a little while, she lost interest.

                    Pretty much because I didn't **** her. Yes. I didn't **** her so she lost interest.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #40
                      you are beyond help.
                      "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                      "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                      • #41
                        Well, why the **** not?!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                          Well, why the **** not?!
                          Too soon. Am I seriously going to have sex a few weeks after meeting her?


                          She's the Columbia, MD chick, by the way. She got us a hotel room when I visited.
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #43
                            If it's now or never, then yes. Jesus Christ man, I know people who have sex hours after meeting someone.

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                            • #44
                              She came on so strong, too. Average 30 texts from her a day (not an exaggeration) with stuff like this:

                              i absolutely ****ing ADORE YOU

                              you are so genuine and so sweet, i love talking to you. i love the way you make me feel, despite it scaring me juuuust a bit. i literally feel my heart swell. you are so good to me. please know how amazing you are. <333333

                              can't wait to talk to you tomorrow. and don't be afraid to tease me. i like it when you stand up to me or poke fun. you don't need to "submit" to me in any way. i like that you believe in what you do, that you stand up for what you believe in. that you have your own opinions. i love your strength.


                              etc.

                              etc.

                              It was kind of getting to my head a bit.


                              But it all means nothing now.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by self biased View Post

                                isn't he just adorable guys? look at how myopic he is. gawd, i just want to eat him up.
                                Again, it's very unclear what your pointlessly italicized text is trying to make here, but all I'm trying to say is that your taste for bodily mutilation doesn't strike me as any less bizarre than Al's fascination with fat-assed women.
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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