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  • #76
    Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
    Again, it's very unclear what your pointlessly italicized text is trying to make here, but all I'm trying to say is that your taste for bodily mutilation doesn't strike me as any less bizarre than Al's fascination with fat-assed women.
    seriously, enough with the *****ing about the italics. only people who posted on alpha.owo are allowed to complain about that, and they stopped caring over a decade ago.
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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    • #77
      It's true.
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        Archer
        Don't be that guy.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #79
          also, for the record, this is the lady that Bugs was referring to:

          [img]here today gone tomorrow.jpg[/img]

          i am a lucky, lucky man.
          Last edited by self biased; November 6, 2012, 22:27.
          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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          • #80
            She is gona feast on your dick in a bad way mate. She looks like something out of x-com.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by a.kitman View Post
              She is gona feast on your dick in a bad way mate. She looks like something out of x-com.
              well, she does have raptor claws.
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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              • #82
                Clever girl..

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                • #83
                  nm
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    nm
                    quick edit.
                    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                    • #85
                      If you must know, I was going to comment on how someone 5'6" 135lbs will struggle marching, running in boots and utes with gear and rifle, and doing other forms of functional PT. But I decided against it because I'm not going to be negative and because there's nothing regexcellent can do about his size and general frame.

                      It wasn't about you.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #86
                        Not much ruck marching if you branch signals. There are also women in my unit who are much smaller than me, and somehow they manage.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                          It wasn't about you.
                          i figured you might have something to say about me dating a brown girl.
                          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by self biased View Post
                            i figured you might have something to say about me dating a brown girl.
                            What?
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #89
                              He said HE FIGURED YOU MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT HIM DATING A BROWN GIRL!!!
                              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                              "Capitalism ho!"

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                                This was my last date. On the left.



                                It's a long story but she repeatedly called me 'arm candy' and praised me profusely but after a little while, she lost interest.

                                Pretty much because I didn't **** her. Yes. I didn't **** her so she lost interest.
                                Three cheers for the young lady on the left for explaining things to Albie. May Albie learn from this.

                                Will Albie learn from this and go forth to ravish his next ravishing damsel?

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