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    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

  • #2
    Didn't you date a stripper, and not even get laid?
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
      Didn't you date a stripper, and not even get laid?
      He dated a stripper who turned out to be a prostitute and didn't get laid. As I recall, he bought her a car. Twice. That's way more "omega" than getting "friendzoned" by a prostitute you've been hiring.

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      • #4
        How the hell could he afford a car? Or a prostitute?
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        • #5
          It's Albert. :shrug:
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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          • #6
            That is Al. I know it is.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #7
              Don't be silly. It's a white chick.
              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                Don't be silly. It's a white chick.


                What does this mean?
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #9
                  What does this mean?
                  Your expressed lack of interest in them?
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                  2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                  • #10
                    This is so sad, on so many levels. The guy is an obvious dork, as is Alby for having enough interest in it to share with us, as am I and all of the rest of you for having paid it any attention at all.
                    This is a sad, sad day.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      I just want to be the last post so I can have the ad.
                      “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                      ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                      • #12
                        Ad whore.
                        There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                        • #13
                          why are we feeding America anyway?
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • #14
                            Are you saying the hooker was from Australia?
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                            • #15
                              Are you telling us you won't be able to do better, Al?
                              Graffiti in a public toilet
                              Do not require skill or wit
                              Among the **** we all are poets
                              Among the poets we are ****.

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