Why I don't use prostitutes

[Alexander's Horse]

I was expecting a good reason from Speer

[Dinner]

I believe this is Al's sideways attempt to announce he has lost his cherry to an under age prostitute.

[Al B. Sure!]

Your expressed lack of interest in them?

When? Hardly.

[Elok]

My Ladder Theorese isn't the best, but doesn't "friendzoned" mean a woman you're pursuing romantically, or as close to romantically as closet-misogynist machismo will allow, starts thinking of you as a friend and loses all sexual interest in you?

If that is the case, this was not "friendzoning" because he was not pursuing her romantically. She was a prostitute, i.e. she agreed to have sex with him for money. There was nothing romantic about this and their relationship was, from her POV, not much different than that between a contractor and a guy with a house that needs fixing. He desires a service, she provides it, nice working with you. However, for whatever reason she was growing attached to him to the extent that it put their "business relationship" in danger; she was afraid the relationship would become romantic, which I guess is a no-no for hookers. In other words, this would seem to be almost the exact opposite of "friendzoning."

Also, I'm not sure why this guy doesn't just get another hooker.

[Kidlicious]

It seems that this guy can only have sex with this one prostitute, and he can only pay for it. He's got a problem upstairs and downstairs. It seems like he want's what he thinks is a relationship, because he only wants to have sex with one person, but all he really wants to do is have sex with her. Maybe. Or he want's to have sex with her and watch movies together. Idk.

[N35t0r]

'Use' prostitutes?

[molly bloom]

Isn't it really because you so far haven't used your genitals for anything other than waste disposal ?

That's why I think you should take up anabolic steroids. I mean, who's going to care if your 'nads are the size of garden peas when you'll get buffed up so much quicker...

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I was expecting a good reason from Speer

Have you learned nothing over all these years?

[Main_Brain]

Also this:

The former treasurer of Brandenburg's Greens has admitted stealing well over €250,000 from the party and spending it on love affairs he had with two prostitutes.

http://www.thelocal.de/politics/20121105-45983.html

[Dinner]

Look at his picture. He looks like a guy who frequents hookers.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Also this:

The former treasurer of Brandenburg's Greens has admitted stealing well over €250,000 from the party and spending it on love affairs he had with two prostitutes.

http://www.thelocal.de/politics/20121105-45983.html

it´s usually the public that gets screwed, this is a marked improvement

[self biased]

When? Hardly.

to be fair to ben, he's not entirely wrong. while Speer does tend to deride what everyone else finds attractive, he has not derided the entirety of "white girls."

that being said, there's no conceivable way that he's the OP in that thread. first of all, the FEEEMALE depicted doesn't have an ass as wide as two people standing next to each other, and i can guarantee that she's probably entirely too skinny for his tastes. also, judging by the picture, she also doesn't appear to have been hit in the face with a shovel, or anything harder than an erect penis. seeing the way he basically destroyed the hot or not threads and ruins the babe thread on a regular basis with his ****ty opinions, I'm going to declare Ben technically correct on this one.

[regexcellent]

C'mon SB, Who's not into the fetal alcohol syndrome look?

[Dinner]

I think Al left out the "any more" part at the end of his thread title. Or at least I want to think the poor guy has finally become a man and with an attractive woman too (if a hooker).

In the end, yeah, SB is probably right as Al is a broke loser with no money, has horrible taste in women so he'd never knowningly pick such a hot (and probably expensive) hooker. Instead, Al will probably lose his virginity at the age of 40 to nastiest ghetto crack whore any of us have ever seen.

[giblets]

The picture in the OP is probably not a picture of the hooker he's talking about or the picture wouldn't be titled "randomtits3.jpg".