Why I don't use prostitutes

[regexcellent]

Now we know the real reason why Alby doesn't use prostitutes. He is a closet homosexual.

[Ben Kenobi]

first of all, the FEEEMALE depicted doesn't have an ass as wide as two people standing next to each other, and i can guarantee that she's probably entirely too skinny for his tastes. also, judging by the picture, she also doesn't appear to have been hit in the face with a shovel, or anything harder than an erect penis.

This. Oh so very much this. Thanks Chris. you just made my day.

[Kidlicious]

She liked you too much so you didn't have sex with her? Was she psycho or something? Otherwise WT..?

[Ben Kenobi]

This was my last date. On the left.

Given the hotness of the girl on the right, was there any doubt? See - the girl on the right - that's what I like.

[onodera]

Both are quite skanky, imo.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

On the other hand, SB thinks facial piercings and sleeve tattoos look good.

He's currently seeing a lady I've known for years, and she is genuinely spectacular. This tangent isn't going to work.

[Dinner]

If it's now or never, then yes. Jesus Christ man, I know people who have sex hours after meeting someone.

Minutes even. Heck, most people have sex with in days of starting to date so weeks is a very long time. No wonder she lost interest.

[Jon Miller]

Alby either needs a very religious woman (which doesn't fit with him being anti) or a divorcee who doesn't think they are ready to start dating (does this exist outside of the movies?).

JM

[Kidlicious]

Both are quite skanky, imo.

I think they are dressed up for Halloween. Otherwise, yes, very skanky.

[kentonio]

Both are quite skanky, imo.

You say that like its a bad thing..

[Elok]

Alby either needs a very religious woman (which doesn't fit with him being anti) or a divorcee who doesn't think they are ready to start dating (does this exist outside of the movies?).

JM

It is peculiar how Al has essentially religious values in many ways (sexually reserved, IIRC he's opposed to abortion, even expresses disgust at modern interpretations of scripture) even as he explicitly denies the religious beliefs that make such values "work."

[Kidlicious]

I used to be like that, except for being sexually reversed. Oh and being terrified of dogs etc..

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Alby either needs a very religious woman (which doesn't fit with him being anti) or a divorcee who doesn't think they are ready to start dating (does this exist outside of the movies?).

Or a great big, liberating **** up the arse.

[Docfeelgood]

She came on so strong, too. Average 30 texts from her a day (not an exaggeration) with stuff like this:

i absolutely ****ing ADORE YOU

you are so genuine and so sweet, i love talking to you. i love the way you make me feel, despite it scaring me juuuust a bit. i literally feel my heart swell. you are so good to me. please know how amazing you are. <333333

can't wait to talk to you tomorrow. and don't be afraid to tease me. i like it when you stand up to me or poke fun. you don't need to "submit" to me in any way. i like that you believe in what you do, that you stand up for what you believe in. that you have your own opinions. i love your strength.


etc.

etc.

It was kind of getting to my head a bit.


But it all means nothing now.

Damn Albi, what do you need a ****ing neon sign pointing to the right direction?

[molly bloom]

Damn Albi, what do you need a ****ing neon sign pointing to the right direction?

Perhaps he thinks Vagina is a Greek island....