Wallet, Purse, Belt-purse, Nothing...

[ColdWizard]

I carry too much crap in my pockets. Pen, business cards, cell phone, iTouch, & swiss army knife in my left front pocket, and keys & wallet in my right front pocket.

You need more pockets.

[Cort Haus]

Pockets.

I'm too old for this man-bag deviancy. Obviously coats make this easier but in the summer I put cash (notes) and bank-card in the slim travel-card wallet I don't really have a system so a lot of random rummaging goes on. :-|

[Cort Haus]

swiss army knife

Yeah, you never know when you need to pick a stone out of a horses hoof, or need to saw up some impromptu wood.

[Cort Haus]

wallet on my ass.

Easier for pick-pockets, unless you mis-spelt 'in'.

[N35t0r]

Keys in my left pocket, phone in my right pocket, everything else in my wallet on my ass.

This.

Right buttock.

[Asher]

Easier for pick-pockets, unless you mis-spelt 'in'.

I've never been pick-pocketed, and they'd be disappointed if they did. I usually keep $20 in cash on me only.

I rarely use it, always use my credit cards. Soon as I know those are stolen, they'll be dangerous to use...

The wallet is big enough (a Costanza wallet) that I'd immediately notice if someone did or tried to...

[Asher]

It's also generally hard to pickpocket me as I don't walk on busy streets, etc. I generally go from parkade (work) to parkade (gym) to parkade (home). On a good day I don't even go outside.

[Asher]

This.

Right buttock.

Left for me. I'm left handed.

[rah]

If in a crowded area, it's easier to keep your hand in front of your front pockets to discourage itchy fingers.

[Ben Kenobi]

Wallet and front pocket. For the same reason as rah. I don't think I've ever had anyone pick my pocket.

[Asher]

If in a crowded area, it's easier to keep your hand in front of your front pockets to discourage itchy fingers.

Maybe once you and Cort Haus live in a country without pervasive poverty you'd see why it's not such a big deal in Canada.

[Ben Kenobi]

yes, because they'd rather break into your house. Been robbed 4 times.

[Al B. Sure!]

I never got the wallet in the back pocket thing. It must feel funny when you sit down. I have always put my wallet and keys in my right pocket and my cellphone in my left.

and never experienced pick-pocketers... only the pull out a gun or one guy grabs you from behind and the other one punches you in the face kind of robbers.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I never did the back pocket wallet thing either, but my reason is that I have a George Costanza super fat wallet which would be very uncomfortable... for that reason, the size of wallet I mean, there usually isn't enough room for both keys and wallet in one pocket.

[SlowwHand]

Cellphone hanging in a carrier, right front pocket.
Keys, left front pocket.
Lighter, right front pocket.
Wallet, right back pocket.
Comb, left back pocket.

How would one carry cellphone, cigarettes or keys in a wallet?
Is that why you have the Costanza wallet, Imran?