Wallet, Purse, Belt-purse, Nothing...

[onodera]

If I'm wearing suit pants:
my metro passcard in my left front pocket
my office passcard in my right
my work cellphone in the back pocket with my hankerchief
my own cellphone in the other back pocket
If I'm wearing jeans or cargo pants, my phones go into my front pockets
My keys, wallet and cards are in my bag, which is not a murse, it's laptop-sized

[RGBVideo]

Don't you guys look like idiots with wallets in your front pocket?

Answer: Yes.

Now THIS is a nice troll. Step 1: Identify what the majority of the people do; Step 2: Notice that what the majority of the people is the rational option; Step 3: Pretend to be in the minority yourself and start insulting the majority for being "idiots", begging for them to correct you so you can keep on calling them idiots; Step 4: Full-scale flaming ensues.

5.9/10


On-topic: Like Imran, I'm having a wallet for money and ID (either in the front pocket or in a buttoned pocket, depending on the pants I'm wearing) and having keys and stuff like that in other pockets.

[Tuberski]

The wallet is made and shaped to fit in a back pocket. I've worn my wallet in the back left pocket for 25+ years, even in 3rd world countries like the Phillipines and California, and have never had my wallet stolen. In fact the wallet in my pocket is the same wallet I've had for 15+ years.

ACK!

[RGBVideo]

The wallet is made and shaped to fit in a back pocket.

Yes, it is.

I've worn my wallet in the back left pocket for 25+ years, even in 3rd world countries like the Phillipines and California, and have never had my wallet stolen. In fact the wallet in my pocket is the same wallet I've had for 15+ years.

O_o Really?

(1) how often have you been drunk?
(2) how bad-ass do you look? the more of a wuss you look, the less petty criminals are afraid of getting caught.

the reason it's easier for someone to steal your wallet from your backpocket is because it's harder to notice when your wallet is gone and you have to turn around at the exact moment it's being taken from you.

then again, i don't feel uncomfortable with a wallet in my front pocket so i've never tested all the different alternatives.

[rah]

There's also some "give" in an ass unless you are a bony-ass-mother****er.

Guilty.

[Tuberski]

Yes, it is.


O_o Really?

(1) how often have you been drunk?
(2) how much of a bad-ass do you look? the more of a wuss you look, the less petty criminals are afraid of getting caught.

the reason it's easier for someone to steal your wallet from your backpocket is because it's harder to notice when your wallet is gone and you have to turn around at the exact moment it's being taken from you.

1.A lot when overseas and California.

2. Average shmoe.

ACK!

[Flubber]

wallet in ass pocket
cellphone in front shirt pocket (at work) or front pants pocket
Keys are usually in my jacket pocket but summertime in my pants pocket

[RGBVideo]

1.A lot when overseas and California.

2. Average shmoe.

ACK!

Well. Turns out I was wrong, then. "Wear your wallet on your front pocket just to be on the safe side" is one of those "common knowledge" things dumb average joes (like me) keep repeating, if that's any defense for my stupidity.

[ColdWizard]

I really don't have much of an ass, so when I was young I tried the wallet in the back pocket and the first time I sat down I lost my wallet. I still don't have an ass so it's front pocket for me.

Once, while engaged in the time-honored tradition of sleeping in the library, my wallet had fallen out whilst sitting there. I had nearly left the library before I realized it was missing. Luckily it was still sitting there under the chair when I went back. Front pocket since then.

[Al B. Sure!]

So it's hard to feel if the wallet is or isn't there if it's in the back pocket? That's more reason to never have it there. You can always feel it against your thigh if you have it in the front.

[N35t0r]

Having your wallet on your front pocket is waay too uncomfortable, unless you have a very slim wallet and don't carry much around. I have: ID, Driver's Licence, Debit Card, Credit Card, UNI acces card, health insurance card, Subway pass, bookstore clients' card, and supermarket clients' card, some presentation cards (other peoples'), as well as money, some receipts, and a couple of coins. This makes my wallet 3cm thick at it's thickest. I should get a new wallet and keep less stuf fin it, but I've been using this one since I started using a wallet and I've grown fond of it.

Especially with relatively tight-fitting jeans.

The ones I'm wearing ATM even have the back pockets slightly lower than normal. Much better

[Al B. Sure!]

Yeah but if you have a thick wallet, then it's like you're walking around with a lump on your ass and you actually feel yourself sitting down on it.

[Ben Kenobi]

Since I have Ben on ignore, your conversation kind of reminds me of Garfield Minus Garfield.

So Asher is John?

[N35t0r]

Yeah but if you have a thick wallet, then it's like you're walking around with a lump on your ass and you actually feel yourself sitting down on it.

I have a great ass, so no. The front pocket, OTOH, is right over mostly bone, very little flesh, AND on an inwards bend, so it's much more noticable. When sitting down, with the pocket where it is, and pushing the wallet to the side it doesn't bother at all. If I lie back and rest on the top of my ass, then I don't even need to push it to the side.

It's also much easier to take it out and put it back in.

[Asher]

Yeah but if you have a thick wallet, then it's like you're walking around with a lump on your ass and you actually feel yourself sitting down on it.

No. I don't feel it sitting down. It's at the point now I only feel if it's NOT there.

Big wallets in the front pockets looks retarded.