Christianity ruins families.

[Al B. Sure!]

So you admit the lands are Christian? Thank you.

What the hell? When did he say that? How the hell are Romans conquering those lands from let's say the Persians imply that those lands are Christian? Neither the Persians or Romans were Christian.

[Ben Kenobi]

Wow what the hell are you talking about? Every one of those cities has been conquered and reconquered by some group over the course of history.

And they are all Christian lands.

How is Vienna a 'defensive' war on the part of Muslims, Albert?

Constantinople? Antioch? Alexandria? Jerusalem?

All offensive invasions, and somehow it's wrong for Christians to demand their return. Why is this?

[Ben Kenobi]

What the hell? When did he say that? How the hell are Romans conquering those lands from let's say the Persians imply that those lands are Christian? Neither the Persians or Romans were Christian.

They were Christian, Albert. The Christians were Roman. Every time you say "Roman" they are Christian.

[Al B. Sure!]

They were Christian, Albert. The Christians were Roman. Every time you say "Roman" they are Christian.

I wasn't aware that Augustus and Julius Caesar were Christian, Ben.

[Al B. Sure!]

And they are all Christian lands.

How is Vienna a 'defensive' war on the part of Muslims, Albert?

Constantinople? Antioch? Alexandria? Jerusalem?

All offensive invasions, and somehow it's wrong for Christians to demand their return. Why is this?

This has got to be an act right? No one would be trying to make this argument, right? Only Pope Urban II, right?

[Ben Kenobi]

I wasn't aware that Augustus and Julius Caesar were Christian, Ben.

I wasn't aware that Augustus and Julius Caesar fought the Muslims.

Constantine was. Theodosius was. Leo was. Justinian was. It was their empire by the 6th and 7th century.

[giblets]

This has got to be an act right? No one would be trying to make this argument, right? Only Pope Urban II, right?

I guess since there are some Christians in Iraq, Bush was defending the territory from muslim invaders.

[Ben Kenobi]

This has got to be an act right? No one would be trying to make this argument, right? Only Pope Urban II, right?

Nope, it's not an act. Tell me why Muslims are permitted to retain lands they gained through invasion?

[rah]

Nope, it's not an act. Tell me why Muslims are permitted to retain lands they gained through invasion?

Most Americans are familiar with this concept.

[Ben Kenobi]

I guess since there are some Christians in Iraq, Bush was defending the territory from muslim invaders.

So Iraq is an American territory now? When do they get to elect senators?

[Zanzozz]

Nope, it's not an act. Tell me why Muslims are permitted to retain lands they gained through invasion?

Tell me why we are permitted to retain lands we gained through invasion here in North America.

[Ben Kenobi]

Most Americans are familiar with this concept.

Well true, but Americans don't really have a say in this. This is before their time.

[giblets]

Tell me why we are permitted to retain lands we gained through invasion here in North America.

Because it's okay for godly Christians to kill, steal, and covet.

[Ben Kenobi]

Tell me why we are permitted to retain lands we gained through invasion here in North America.

Good question.

What territory did America conquer?

[rah]

Most of the US, and some might argue all of it.