Why do they let women be cops again?

[Darius871]

Strong women are a greater challenge and it's far more satisfying to D.E.N.N.I.S. them

Don't know how I left out that little bonus... Good to know that method's gained so much currency in two short months.

[Darius871]

BTW as a time-tested alternative to step S, I would highly recommend experimenting with my time-tested J.O.R.D.A.N. system (Jerk Once Reaching Distracting Amorous Nuisances), a hyperbolically self-deprecating variation on the it's-not-you-it's-me routine whereby you deliberately act like ten times more of a d-bag than usual until she runs for the hills. She gets the luxury of feeling like she luckily dodged a bullet instead of dwelling on rejection, while you get to clear up your schedule and text inbox without the usual guilt trip, so everybody wins. A must for any girl with demonstrable self-esteem issues you don't want to exacerbate, plus there's nothing to lose when her friends and yours don't overlap. So far 8 successful executions out of 11 can't lie.

[Asher]

This is the worst conversation ever. Both of you are going back on ignore for boring the living daylights out of me.

I was going to say this but it seems you already have.

On the other hand, I will personally pay for airfare and one night's hotel if Ben Kenobi and David Floyd sign a contract agreeing to fight UFC-style at a destination of my choice. I'll accept donations also to help fund it.

[Drake Tungsten]

a hyperbolically self-deprecating variation on the it's-not-you-it's-me routine whereby you deliberately act like ten times more of a d-bag than usual until she runs for the hills. She gets the luxury of feeling like she luckily dodged a bullet instead of dwelling on rejection, while you get to clear up your schedule without the usual guilt trip, so everybody wins.

That's far too considerate. I prefer to end things in the nicest way possible so they'll be pining after me for years to come.

[Darius871]

To re-D.E.N.N.I.S. them? I thought there's only been one rare exception to step S...

[Drake Tungsten]

I've never actually re-D.E.N.N.I.S.ed anyone, but it's nice to know that the option is there.

[Darius871]

But "pining" is one thing; constantly calling, texting, and carving up your furniture is quite another. "Separate entirely" means what it says.

[Darius871]

Of course, pretending to have AIDS or to be pro-life are always viable alternatives.

[David Floyd]

On the other hand, I will personally pay for airfare and one night's hotel if Ben Kenobi and David Floyd sign a contract agreeing to fight UFC-style at a destination of my choice. I'll accept donations also to help fund it.

I'm in

[Ben Kenobi]

I'll only accept if that location is in TX.

[Theben]

I'd be willing to pay-per-view

[David Floyd]

Obviously I'm in for a TX fight. Rules must include no pads other than mouthpiece and 3 oz gloves, all grappling and striking is allowed.

[MrFun]

Are they still boring you, KH?

[Theben]

BK is a mouthpiece.

[SlowwHand]

KH isn't even that. He's been adios for a while. Still, Mr. Fun gets a +1 for that comment.