10 (or more) Things I hate About You

[DirtyMartini]

forgery of a federal document you posted.

I thought the John Hancock and CDC logos were a nice touch

[Ben Kenobi]

My Wisconsin birth certificate looks a lot more like the Hawaii COLB than that forgery of a federal document you posted.

Funny, how the doctor here confirmed it matched the ones he fills out all the time.

You calling guynemer a liar?

[Kontiki]

Holy hell, new levels of retardation are being reached.

[MikeH]

Did Ben really not understand what Guynemer was saying?

[loinburger]

Funny, how the doctor here confirmed it matched the ones he fills out all the time.

You calling guynemer a liar?

As someone who actually had to fill out numerous birth certificates as part of my ****ing job, let me assure you, Ben, I have never laid eyes on that particular form before.

(non-bolding) emphasis is my own

[Ben Kenobi]

Was DanSed.

Seriously, you don't get the difference between the long and short form and are arguing the one I posted is a forgery?

WTF?

[KrazyHorse]

I'm pretty sure that Ben is simply the world's leading practitioner of doublethink. He can simultaneously argue with guy and use guy as a reference for his own position. It's astounding. True artistry. Almost enough to get me to remove him from my ignore list.

[Ben Kenobi]

Is this more akin to what you see on a regular basis Guynemer?

[Ben Kenobi]

I'm pretty sure that Ben is simply the world's leading practitioner of doublethink. He can simultaneously argue with guy and use guy as a reference for his own position. It's astounding. True artistry. Almost enough to get me to remove him from my ignore list.

I was DanSed. He added the second sentence to his statement. Happens all the time, I was perplexed until I went back and saw what he changed.

[Ben Kenobi]

My Wisconsin birth certificate looks a lot more like the Hawaii COLB than that forgery of a federal document you posted.

You do realize states are in charge of birth certificates, right?

I looked it up and that was the first one I came across.

The point I'm trying to get across is that it contains a substantial amount of information that is not on the short form. That's the relevant difference.

I'm really perplexed everyone here is arguing I am forging these documents. Seriously. Do you think I have the time and inclination to make these from scratch?

[KrazyHorse]

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

[DaShi]

I was DanSed. He added the second sentence to his statement. Happens all the time, I was perplexed until I went back and saw what he changed.

400,000+ people think otherwise. Show us the proof.

[KrazyHorse]

a) Stop quoting him

b) What second sentence? There is only one sentence in guy's post

The doublethink hurts my excessively logical brain.

[Ben Kenobi]

As someone who actually had to fill out numerous birth certificates as part of my ****ing job, why are you shoving this in my face?

Was the original, hence the reference to Shane Wilson.

I read it, replied to the other post, and then went back and quoted Guy. By the time I quoted him, he'd DanSed it.

[DirtyMartini]

I looked it up and that was the first one I came across.

The point I'm trying to get across is that it contains a substantial amount of information that is not on the short form. That's the relevant difference.

I'm really perplexed everyone here is arguing I am forging these documents. Seriously. Do you think I have the time and inclination to make these from scratch?

I think even a retarded six year old could have forged that turd you posted. I'm not saying you forged it, I'm just saying it's not exactly a stellar example of the counterfeiters art.