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  • #46
    Sloww's more than willing to send others to go fight wars though!
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #47
      I don't want to die so that Bush can become dictator of America.
      "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Sava
        Sloww's more than willing to send others to go fight wars though!


        And ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all [these things] must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
        Mathew 24:6
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #49
          Try thinking for yourself -- Sava 1:1
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #50
            Learn an important high tech skill, and go to work for a defense contractor using that skill.
            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Sava
              Sloww's more than willing to send others to go fight wars though!

              After 9/11 i actually looked into joining the national guard/reserves, seems i'm too old

              But i do live in Washington area, which is apparently on terrorist target list. So off to Walmart for duct tape and bottled water.
              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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              • #52
                Originally posted by lord of the mark
                So off to Walmart for duct tape and bottled water
                Duct tape will stop some drafts, but you may want to try caulking/weatherstripping for a more permanent solution.

                Bottled water?
                "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

                "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
                "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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                • #53
                  You could always defect to North Korea and starve with the rest of the commie bastards.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #54
                    Ask the officer for a handjob
                    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                    Asher on molly bloom

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                    • #55
                      Islam? Forget about Islam.

                      Become a Mennonite! Conscientiously object.

                      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                      2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                      • #56
                        Surely the draft is a most un-Christian concept!
                        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                        • #57
                          How do you figure?
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            How do you figure?
                            You don't think Christ would object to a government forcing people to kill/be killed against their will?
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #59
                              What does "against your will" have to do with it?
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #60
                                I can see your dilemna EVC - I'm sure you're recruiter's dream.
                                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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