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  • #61
    I'd ask how soon we get guns and can start killing things. Repeatedly.
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • #62
      You may have to kill your males siblings. They will not draft you if you are the only male sibling.......

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #63
        They won't recruit EVC - his international network is far too valuable if only he would use his powers for good.
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #64
          Yeah Horse, I can really depend on people that I don't associate myself with.
          "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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          • #65
            I don't know if this has already been said but:

            Cut off your foot.
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            Sell your photos

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            • #66
              The best advice I can give you for avoiding the draft EVC is just "be yourself."
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #67
                I avoided the draft by joining the navy

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Dissident
                  I avoided the draft by joining the navy
                  Me too, I've been out so long I don't have to go back in.

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #69
                    They have their quota of slobbering cats anyway.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #70
                      What does "against your will" have to do with it?
                      Well, presumably, in that a)God gave us free will, and b)God said "Thou shall not kill".
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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by David Floyd
                        and b)God said "Thou shall not kill".
                        No, he didn't. [/pedant]
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                        • #72
                          Good point. He said "Thou shall not murder." And going to kill someone who has done nothing against you, and nothing wrong in general, is murder.
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                          • #73
                            I think he used shalt not shall.

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by David Floyd
                              Good point. He said "Thou shall not murder." And going to kill someone who has done nothing against you, and nothing wrong in general, is murder.
                              So sayth Foyld the theologian.
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                                What does "against your will" have to do with it?
                                No freewill for you Sloww?
                                (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                                (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                                (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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