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Legally change your given name to Arabic, and tell them you have converted to Islam.
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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That'll just get him sent to the Korean Front instead.Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Legally change your given name to Arabic, and tell them you have converted to Islam."Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
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When you walk in, say "Alright, whose **** do I have to suck to get out of this ****?"Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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As i said refuse to shave your beard and carry an inappropriate book about infiltrating organisations.Originally posted by Stuie
That'll just get him sent to the Korean Front instead.
Or say your a commieSpace is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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According to che, telling the army that just gets you assigned to the most dangerous jobs.Originally posted by TheStinger
Or say your a commieI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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Ok start corresponding with the North Korean intelligence service and bring long examples to show how well you writeOriginally posted by DinoDoc
According to che, telling the army that just gets you assigned to the most dangerous jobs.Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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Sweden is nice, and we haven't been in a war since 1815!Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
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Move to Canada. That's what a lot of people did during the Vietnam war. And most of them have stayed, even though they've been given amnesty.Comment
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I hate to be the one to disillusion you, but towards the end of the Vietnam War they changed the draft laws to allow drafting of people who are in college. So that's no good today.go to college"Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"Comment
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Ask for your 72 virgins in advance."I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"
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Nice idea, but I would be shot down by the Air Force as suspiciuos aircraft possibly with terrorist intent.build a hot-air balloon and try to escape across the border into Canada."Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"Comment
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That's fine for now there's no war there.Originally posted by Stuie
That'll just get him sent to the Korean Front instead.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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I'm going to move to British Columbia and grow pot if they start drafting. But I doubt they will.
JohnT: Being a tool for a politician's unjust war isn't my duty.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Get married.I never know their names, But i smile just the same
New faces...Strange places,
Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
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