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Concert to Islam, and refuse to shave off your beard and turn up to the recruiting place with a book entiled how Islam can infiltrate the US military in 5 easy steps.
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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Living in a country with conscription I've heard many a way to avoid service. One of my favorites, although I don't know if it's true, is to when you're in psychologist office to roll yourself in the carpet and soil yourself.Comment
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start singing lullabies plucking a daisyComment
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Re: How do I avoid the draft?
That's Democrat, no "s", specifically Charles Rangle. The idea is two-fold: 1. it plays up the fact that that while the wealthy lawmakers and president decide to send our armed forces into harms way, our military is overwhelmingly made up of people from the lowest economic class. Pretty easy to send people off to die when you know your daughter is safely tucked away in a rehab center in Florida. 2., if Iraq poses such a clear and present danger as to warrant military action, then obviously we need the entire country on war footing.Originally posted by Thorn
Democrats in effort to futher destroy the Bush Administration are now pushing for the draft to reinstated. The whole government is out of its mind...
And yes, the whole government is out of its mind with the exception of Nancy Pelosi. :P"Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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Just be yourself"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Oh, and to answer your question:
Build a hot-air balloon and try to escape across the border into Canada."Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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Intergalactic bounty hunter.
In a tug boat?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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That's my plan, plus I will emit a constant, high-pitched squeal.Originally posted by JohnT
Or just go totally limp: they can't actually force you to walk, talk, and move, they just punish you for not doing so.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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I guess you missed that thread, eh Sloww?
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Ensure your Father is a famous politican or rich businessmanSpace is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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throw a chair at the wall in the psychological evaluation"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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What? Avoid?! Move to France I guess.
There is beauty in mandatory service.. there's no draft, since everyone gets to go. And that affects the making of decisions, since majority of people don't want to go.. I guess that's pretty good thing in general.
Anyway in Gandalfs words 'Run you fool, run!'In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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In all reality, Boris is right.
IMO, there will be no draft. At least not any time soon.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Molest a chicken in form of the recruiting officer.Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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going to college is a real answer
people in the sixties did that
college attendance was at all time high during vietnam"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine HepburnComment
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